Thursday, July 30, 2009

Fix Me A Drink! Quick!

It's been a long week and nothing can end it perfectly but...
a well-balanced Malibu Coke!



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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hell has frozen over once again...



FUCK! I'M SO EXCITED!
I'M GETTING AN ERECTION!
I'M SHIVERING WITH JOY!
(try to see the humour here)

Life has meaning once again! Hu-fucking-ray!!! He's finally back with his new single (which is tipped to be written and produced 100% by Benny Benessi). As with before, he doesn't credit ANYONE that does the work for him. SNEAKY little gay bastard. Thankfully, he has gone the Electro House way, and hopefully, in the process, kills it off once and for all!


I'd rather "listen" to...

DJ TITS

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Weird sign of the week!


OK, hands up who doesn't FUCK SERIOUSLY?

It's no laughing matter, ok?

*LOL

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Monday, July 27, 2009

I WANT!!!



Reactable is just so bloody cool... and it ain't cheap! And I think it's safe to say that the future of performance / electronic music is here. Good thing about it? Nobody can ask to for any song request!!!

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Sunday, July 26, 2009



Singapore national soccer team is chop and confirm "BUAY KAN" (loosely translated as "can't fuck"), and should have ben banished a long time ago to avoid being made a mockery over and over and over again. AFC Champion? Like anyone really gives a flying fuck.

Did I watch the match? For fuck? I'm neither a fan of the home team nor the visitors. I've got a new Anime series to watch.

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Tell me why...

Many have asked why we don't do anymore of those promotional mixed CDs. It's good to know that you miss them... but truth be told that it's very unlikely that you'll see much more of them anytime soon.

It's not that we can't afford to make them anymore but it just doesn't make any economical sense anymore, especially so when we're living in the digital era and virtually almost anything can be found on the internet. So instead of wasting anymore paper, plastic, printer ink, ROM-burner life and time, we're kind of doing our part for Mother Earth by not churning out such CDs at the rate we used to.


Secondly, both P@t and myself are pretty caught up with our regular work and the only time off from our jobs, we'd very much like to spend that little amount of free time for our own private lives instead of sitting in front of the computer and decks.

Personally for me, I can never do another proper mixed CD for the simple reason...


I've grown out of the usual predictable staple, euphoric and big-name trance genre. I'm very much exploring most of the time, the deeper end and untouched material from less heard quarters of the trance-sphere. And that's something that most "trance fans" here probably can't appreciate. So for me to put out a CD of such a direction, would most definitely go unappreciated because it won't contain any familiar names or tunes that Armin / Corsten / Tiesto / PvD played.

Nonetheless, my only day-off being on a Sunday, is the day I either sleep till late or sink myself into the sofa watching DVDs. Last thing I want to do is to go listen to promos and etc.

In any case, it's not that we haven't been putting our promotional mixes. Unless you've been living under the rock for the past year or so, we've got our podcast shows. So before anyone come ask me anymore stupid questions like "how come you don't do anymore mix sets?"...


YUKUN | PROGRESSIONS | ALTER EGO


p/s further testament that MOST Singaporeans are fucking idiots... a student rings the doorbell today, going door-to-door to sell ice-cream. I told him that I'm not interested because I'm "allergic" to ice-cream.

"Oh, I see... how about you just buy one and try?"

"Moron, which part of ALLERGIC do you not understand?"

I really wonder if our educational system has contributed to the high level of retards in our society today. Seems so, because I just had some stupid fucker emailed me his SCANNED ID CARD, requesting to be on the guestlist for Sied van Riel. Hello....!!! Read properly... FULL NAME AS IN YOUR ID CARD. Give me your scan ID for fuck? You think I loan shark, is it? Stupid!!!

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Cheap China

This post is somewhat exactly ONE WEEK LATE. Well, at least it's now or never. As many know, majority of the stuff I post here are basically real-life incidents that are either experienced by me or the people that I know. So it comes as no surprise, and many will agree, when I say that most of the materialistic "China imports" are either sluts, skanks or whores.



Take last weekend for example. While I was on DJ duty, right in front of me were a bunch of American-born Japanese men, some girlfriends and ONE china slut. This china woman came in the arms of one pudgy-looking 50-plus-year old man. After a couple of drinks, everyone started to talk louder (as usual), and the topic of conversation got a bit racy.

One of the Japanese man approach this slut and told her that if they were alone, he would have "attacked" her. She said, "what you mean?"

He grabbed her and planted a long kiss on her... she didn't resist.

Meanwhile everyone else went silent and watched. The older man that was supposedly with this slut just watched. I think maybe he realised that his PAID time with her was over.

After the kiss, the slut asked, "is that all?"

Horny Japanese said, "you daring me?"

"Yah!"

He pulls her towards her and then proceeds to put his right hand up her blouse and grabbed one of her boobs. The rest just pretended to continue their conversation... and watching with the corner of their eyes.

Hey, not that I'm a busybody but this happened RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I think if they would slightly more intoxicated, they would have FUCKED right there for all to see. I would've caught everything down on videa and then proceed to release it on DVD.

I don't think I'm being conservative to say that such behavior on the part of the woman constitutes her to be christened as a SLUT.

Disgusting. No wonder I fell ill for the rest of the week.

********************

On a side note, here's another moron that's ASKING FOR IT...

"Yukun, my birthday's on 9 August also. Do I get another privileges at Powerhouse?"

You get the exclusive privileges of me being SARCASTIC to you... what you think? You think that you're some super big fuck that the club must give you something for your birthday? Don't be greedy, it's already a holiday on your birthday. Idiot.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Chinese tea ko-song?

It's true when I say that we are surrounded by retards and idiots who don't THINK before they speak / pass judgement / fart.

Today, at a restaurant some arrogant aristocat-wannabe woman orders a pot of "chinese tea ko-song". The waitress, being from China, asked politely what she meant. She snaps back with authority and shouts, "Ko-song lah? Means no sugar, no milk!"

Hey stupid woman, since when Chinese tea got sugar or milk?



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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

More idiots...

Emailed to me...

"How come you guys only playing the opening set for Sied van Riel? Why not the main set?"



Another perfect example of "got brain" never use. THINK before you open your mouth, can? Already too many stupid people around. No need to increase that statistic.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

*cough cough*



Not that I like to be ill... but with long hours and little sleep, what do you expect? For those that have asked why I look so listless nowadays... is there a reason to look alive when everything else is kind of pointing down south?

Excuse me, time for my medication and some much desired sleep.

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Some people are just so fucking irritating!


Pardon for being rude and cranky. I have a fever. So sue me! But some people are just so bloody fucking irritating. They are all talk and criticisms. Just put your money where your mouth is or simply just...



Example?

"Why you doing a Trance gig at a Powerhouse? I'm so disappointed."

WHY NOT, YOU STUPID FUCK? You disappointed? Take a Valium with a shot of Brandy. If you know the brand Progressions, it has always been about springing up surprises out of the norm. Since our still-talked about White Attic series to the Barbaablackchic era, we've always been ballsy enough to try the not so tried-and-tested. Sure we have our "superclubs" and rah-rah-rah. So? Does the club scene have to circulate around just them?

Disappointed, right? Don't come!


"Can you help me reserve tables?"

Do I fucking look like a service staff for the club? Read the fucking email properly, can? There's a general telephone number to call for such matters! DUH!~


"Can I SMS you my guestlist?"

See above. Read the email... SLOWLY!!!!


"Some people from my company wants to come, can you put them under my company name in the guestlist?"

Unless your big fuck "company" happens to be PAP, everybody else falls under the GENERAL guestlist. Which by the fucking way, will be closed by the END OF JULY!!!!!!


"Why must provide FULL NAME as in the ID CARD?"

Use your brain, can? Do you know how many John Tan's there are out there? Why you so anal to let others know your "ching-chong" name? It's the club's policy... deal with it and stop being such a pansy!


Why you guys only do Trance events? I'm a House deejay and I think you should promote more House music and give DJs like me a chance to showcase ourselves.

Well, excuse me for OWING you a living. Sorry if you're still STRUGGLING to make it as a DJ but don't blame us for your short-comings. Cannot make it, means... CANNOT MAKE IT!!! Now, this fellow really takes the cake amongst all the other stupid horde. I wonder if he was born retarded or did he fall on his head and all the coconut juice in spilled out. Want to showcase? Try busking at the nearby MRT station. Dickwad!


Coconut head!


I'm just amazed at the intellectual level of most people nowadays. It seems that idiocy and stupidity has more or less conquered the general public, leaving the rest of us victims of irritation. Nonetheless, the more people don't think before they speak, the more I'll mock them here. Feel offended by this post? Then don't be so STUPID! I'm not being an asshole. I'm merely stating the facts!!!

So why did I choose to remove the "forum" feature from the Sied van Riel Facebook event page? Sure I believe in free speech but then again, opinions are like assholes... everybody has one. And in most cases, those opinions are thoughtless, pointless and non-constructive. And that's something we can all do without. Nothing we ever do is right, apparently... so fuck it!



I repeat, I've a fever. So sue me!!!

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Sied van Riel @ Powerhouse, 9 August 2009


Tipped by Tiesto as "the hottest producer around" and by DJ magazine as "the next big thing to hit Trance", one of Armin van Buuren's favourite producers of 2008 and according to Ferry Corsten, one of the "new Trance guys". He also won the "best new face" at the Trance Awards 2008.

Catch the debut appearance of this shiny bright star at this exclusive event.

Supported by Singapore's prominent Trance brand PROGRESSIONS.

Tickets : $25 (inclusive of 2 Smirnoff drinks)

St James Power Station members and American Express card holders $20 (inclusive of 2 Smirnoff drinks)

DOORS OPEN 9PM!

For table reservations, please call (65) 6270 7676.

http://www.siedvanriel.com
http://www.myspace.com/siedvanriel
http://progressions.blogspot.com
http://progressions.mypodcast.com

LIMITED GUESTLIST INVITATION
ONLY to the members of the PROGRESSIONS Facebook group and mailing list. On a first come, first serve basis; you and a friend can be our LIMITED guestlist (waiver of cover). Please email your FULL NAME (as in your ID) as well as the FULL NAME of your friend to progressions@asia.com by 31st July. We will revert with confirmation.


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Boo...



Another crappy week :(

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TGI-fucking-F

Finally, the end of the week is before me. The week's not as shitty as last week... but still shitty nonetheless. But what pisses me off most is people coming up to me and say, "awww... it can't be THAT bad!"

Hello... try walking in my shoes first, ok? Don't open your mouths to say conveniently cliche taglines. I'd rather no one ask me about it then to irritate me further. Want to really offer some comfort? Get me a beer. I'll appreciate that gesture most.

Ah... shaddup!!! It's can't be THAT bad, Tevez!

Try telling that to Carlos Tevez. You'll probably get an earful of equally angst-filled rant. Unless you're in the exact place / time / position of the suffering individual, your 3rd person opinion is as worthless as trying to avoid H1N1 by wearing surgical face mask.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Moron Inc.



It's most definitely CONFIRMED that the world / society is made up for 99% idiots. I don't mean to be rude but sometimes, I wish some people would take a second to THINK first before ASKING.

1. I can't hear your Creep remix.
It's embedded in a Flash player. Depending on your connection and configuration... I DID SAY IT MAY TAKE TIME TO LOAD! In another case, if it's a configuration issue, I'm not your neighbourhood computer service centre.

2. I tried clicking on the player to download the track but I can't.
DIM-FUCKING-WIT!!!

3. Where can I buy the track?
If it was for sale, I would have announced so.

4. I left you some messages on MSN, didn't you get them?
No. I'm on Mac and when I'm away, I've configured it not to receive anything because I don't wish to return to my computer to see a barrage of stupid questions. Can? I'm not being unfriendly, just don't want to find out how many of the people I know are actually RETARDED!

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Yukun's blogsite radio is back... with one song only!



I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

Let this page load... wait for it...
... crank up your speakers!


Speaking of which... here's a fucking good laugh!!! I bet P@t laughing his ass off! Backstreet Boys with indie-credibility. Ha!

D.M.F. - Chasing Cars That Way from CjR mix on Vimeo.


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Monday, July 13, 2009

It's Monday (AGAIN!)


But I ain't going to work... tummy's not doing too well. :(

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Lazy Sunday...


Feeding my Anime addiction!

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Lush Mix : Progressions | The Early Hours



Online now at Progressions Podcast.

July's guest mix for Lush FM includes more melodious caresses and proggy-touches from the likes of 16 Bit Lolitas, Cor Fijneman, Faithless, Above & Beyond, Ronski Speed... also featuring my lost nu-skool breaks production "We Are Not Angels", which was done back around 2002 and I never really got down to finishing it. I manage to chance upon the production parts on DAT a few weeks back during some spring-cleaning and decided to give it a final touch, so as to remind me that the breaks genre has and will always be an integral part of my DJing career.

Enjoy the show... which has been described by some as ideal music for FOREPLAY and TEASING. You people are freaks. Hahaha! I'm off to work on the August mix...

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

His spirit lives on...



I personally feel that this speaks volume to say that music should not know any boundaries. Sven Vath is known for being a purveyor of quality Tekno and minimal... and yet, he goes beyond his stereotype to end his show with a fitting tribute and speech.

Many of us, veteran DJs, all started out playing what many of you would term as "mambo jambo". We are not afraid to admit and recognize our beginnings and roots. Back then, there wasn't any classification of genres. We played whatever that sounded good regardless if it was funk, disco, electronic or rock. Parties in those days were geared towards letting your hair down and having a good time. It wasn't about being purists. It was about embracing music for what it was... an outlet of expression.

Today, things are different. Just because you don't understand on particular genre, doesn't mean that genre sucks. It simply means you have the inability to be open-minded. Sure we all go through our different phases of tastes and etc, but keep your opinions to yourself unless you really know what you're talking about.

Sure I don't like R&B but I recognize the fact that it's technically not that easy to be a R&B deejay. Each different aspect of DJing applies to each different genre. Likewise many have slammed what I play to be "crap". Well, I've got testimonials and countless cheques to argue otherwise.

And to the idiot that gave me the middle finger for playing Linkin Park and The Killers at the last Dazed Out... go fuck yourself. I'm not a trance purist. So there!

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Updates



LUSH MIX - PROGRESSIONS | THE EARLY HOURS
11 July 2009 (11pm - 12am)
99.5 FM

01. Bassmonkeys & Etherfox - Another Valentine
02. Cor Fijneman ft. Melissa Mathes - Disappear (Sylvane Remix)
03. Mico B - Don't Make A Sound (Wicked Remix)
04. 16 Bit Lolitas - Murder Weapon (Yukun Re-Edit)
05. Yukun - We Are Not Angels (Breaks Mix)
06. Ronski Speed ft. Aruna - All The Way (Jonas Steur Remix)
07. Above & Beyond pres. OceanLab - Come Home
(Michael Cassette Remix)
08. Musetta - Standing By My Side (Gutterstylz Mix)
09. Musetta - Red Star (Michael Cassette Remix)
10. DJ Tatana - Somebody (Leventina Remix)
11. Faithless ft. Cass Fox - Music Matters (Mark Knight Remix)
12. Chimera State - Asia
13. Above & Beyond pres. OceanLab - Miracle (Fletch Remix)
14. Gabriel Lukosz ft. Rachele Warner - Last One Out
(Michael Badal Remix)
15. Alongside - Ocean And Breeze
16. Cressida - Lovely Lies


YUKUN | PROGRESSIONS | ALTER EGO

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It's the weekend... so what?


Doesn't hide the fact that it's been an utterly shitty week with absolutely NOTHING going my way and that I woke up today feeling still as crappy about everything else. Oddly coincidental, my astrology reading is that my stars are out of alignment and that I'll be having a bad spell for the next week or so.

FUCK.

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Still feeling crappy!!!


Laid-off execs get help to be own bosses? That's the headlines on the papers today. And just how fucking retarded is that? You're laid off simply because of cost-cutting measures dues to the economic recession. And now, the governing bodies want to encourage you to take up courses in the various Polytechnics to become your own bosses? During BAD times like these when people are cutting back on expenses and businesses are struggling to stay afloat? I seriously suspect some of our leaders have permanent brain damage and that the people responsible for voting them in ought to be fucked in the ass by gorillas.

STOP GIVING PEOPLE FALSE HOPE!!!

Instead of finding a solution or providing a financial package to lower the cost of living, they come up with utterly pointless suggestions. You beg to differ? Then go set up your own business now and we'll see how deep in debt you are in 6 months times. Sure they are success stories being published in the papers... but that's ONE out of HOW MANY THOUSANDS that failed? Use your brain, can?

That's why the saying goes, being optimistic is one thing... being blind is another.

OK, fuck it! I need a drink!!!

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Friday, July 10, 2009

Bad mood alert!



Had the most amazingly fucking lousy week thus far!

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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Argghh!!!



No pay leave today to do absolutely NOTHING. Need a break from the usual routine. The period of feeling down is lasting way to long and it's affecting my psyche. Everything is so mundane and repetitive.

"If they say -
Why, why, tell them that it's Human nature..."

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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Gone too soon.


Born To Amuse, To Inspire, To Delight
Here One Day
Gone One Night


I shouldn't have watched the Michael Jackson memorial... now my eyes are puffy and red! I don't fare too well at funerals and I don't really know how to say goodbye. How hard it was for me to put up a false front at both my grandparents' funeral so that I could be the pillar for my mother... when inside I'm so torn up and lost. How much of an emotional rollercoaster I had to go through when my dad went for his triple bypass late last year... just to be the source of strength for my sister and mother.

Like most people, I fear death. And it does scare me to think of the day or the way I'll go when the time comes. But we all have to go eventually. The journey has to end. In a way, I'm glad I'm living in an era of TWO great icons that I truly respect.

Princess Diana and MJ.

Both of which were such great humanitarians. They were selfless in their pursuit of their causes and were yet persecuted in ways we can never understand. They gave the world so much and yet were struck down by detractors. They were victims and yet they fought on.

To live a life that meant something to others throughout the world, I think that's speaks volumes in terms of achievements. And that's something not many can say they are capable of. So to see so many people give their heartfelt eulogies and testimonials to a fallen "king", goodbye becomes such a painful word to say. We will continue to love the fact that he did change the world in same ways and he did touch the lives of millions across the globe... and we will also mourn the fact that he is GONE TOO SOON.

As the world bid you a tearful farewell, we also thank you for your heart, your music and memories.



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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Wednesday... zzzz!


Well, nothing to be honest. Just kidding superbly uninspired and feeling somewhat in a stalemate. I guess you could say my feet is grounded to the wrong place? Then again, perhaps I shouldn't complain and bitch so much? But how not to when you're surrounded by stupid people everyday?

On a side note, I listened to Michael Jackson's music all the way to work and back, which was kind of refreshing even though I'm not a huge fan of pop music. It reminded me of my days as a teenage delinquent back in the 80's and also to the 90's when I started out DJing and going to clubs like the defunct Fire. How time flies and how people I know are dropping like flies. I've already got 7 schoolmates gone to the spirit in the sky... all mostly through health complications and one disappeared totally from the face of the earth mysteriously.

Well, I guess I should just be contented with the life I have right now and just look forward to having nice annual holiday trips. No point feeling so bitter all the time, right? Hmm...

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Sunday, July 05, 2009

Gay as can be. Bloody cunts!

I truly think that 90% of the general population is either born stupid or end up being an idiot because of peer pressure. This diagnosis applies to the gay community as well. Sorry, you guys ain't spared as well. And I say this based on real-life experiences that I've faced.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not homophobic. Where you decide to put your penis into is your own prerogative. I've nothing against gays, lesbians, butches or the confused. I personally have friends that swing the other way. And I'm sure SOME of you (regulars at my gigs) lead alternative lifestyles too. But it's those that somehow have that inferior complex and yet have the unnecessary need to prove to society that they're above the rest of us... that I extremely loathe and would love to belittle at any given opportunity.

There's a reason why I'd NEVER ever agree to be a DJ for any gay party or be associated with anything remotely gay (i.e. a gay-friendly agency asked if I would like to be on their roster). It's their "oh-my-taste-is-so-exquisite" attitude that pisses me off. Hello, I know you're gay and that you're in touch with your feminine side but it doesn't mean the rest of the world has to agree to your likings. You want to be treated without prejudice and equally? Then stop that stupid "loud and proud" behaviour! You don't have to tell the whole world how "colourful" you are. You're not a suppressed class so stop behaving like one.


Last night at Majestic Bar, there was a birthday celebration. The group was mainly made out of gays and their girlie hags, lesbians and butches. By all means, no one is stopping you from patronizing "non-gay" establishments. But stop behaving like you fucking OWN the place and stop demanding for "The Birthday Song" and "some happening gay" music or for me to "shut the music down" just because the gay birthday boy wants to make a loud speech (of complete utter rubbish). You didn't book the entire venue. My job is to provide a service that includes playing music which I deem APPROPRIATE for the general customers in the said vicinity. To request is one thing. To ORDER and to INSIST is another. So yeah, fuck you anyways! Thanks for pissing me off right after midnight and spoiling the rest of my night. We know it's his fucking birthday because you fuckers sang "Happy Birthday" like 2 million times the entire time since he arrived. So you wonder, why do straight people hate you? Because of things like this... when you behave like such and when you throw your "diva attitude" around. Just because you bought a few bottles of champagne, doesn't make you the QUEENS of the bar for the night. And most certainly, it doesn't give you the right to ORDER me around.

However, it gives me the chance to throw countless gay jokes around (i.e. Hunk Martini) for the rest of the night. I was very much on the verge of walking out and going home for the night but I told myself, I'll be the professional that I am and pray to God that you'll fuck off eventually. Thankfully, God listened.


I conclude that all of you (the party of fairies last night) are all born retarded. Firstly, the outlet is not a gay hangout, so don't expect anything to be gay about the venue, especially the music! Secondly, do I fucking look like a gay DJ to you? Just because you're too narrow-minded to appreciate music beyond your "taste" doesn't mean that other form of non-gay music is "not happening". Thirdly, gay music is actually quite like Michael Jackson... stagnant and dead. I don't care if you're professionals in the working field or not. I still think all of you have no brains at all. Do I go to a gay club and ask the DJ to play some Rock music? Or walk up to the Singapore Symphony Orchestra and ask for some R&B? No. And why not? Because I possess this precious little thing called COMMON FUCKING SENSE!

God said the MEEK will inherit the earth. He didn't say your kind will. So excuse us for giving you the middle finger whenever you THINK and ACT like you own the world. The world's a harsh place and we don't appreciate you painting your rainbow and sprinkling of magical dust all over it.


So yeah, you can take your gayness and park it elsewhere. Thank you very much! I apologize if this entry offends anyone. I'm very civil and pragmatic as a person. Don't like, don't read. Especially if you're the sort that cannot stand THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER!


Since we're on the topic of idiots... allow me to relate this incident that happened onboard the casino ship this past week. Most of you know where I stand when it comes to "foreign talent" from China... an unnecessary invasion of people with zero social etiquette. And the following TRUE STORY enforces my believe that if you can't speak proper ENGLISH, you shouldn't even bother going out of your country.

Three quite over-the-hill China-exported "mama sans" with reasonably heavy make-up were at the Blackjack tables. They had a hand of two cards with a total of 15 points. They asked for the third card and hoping to get a maximum of 21 points, they started shouting in unison... "GIT ME SEX, WE VANT SEX!"

The rest of the players that the table started to laugh hysterically.

If you don't get the joke, then you too should enroll in some basis English classes or join the next boat of China people back to the mainland!

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Saturday, July 04, 2009

Ahoy there!

To those that have just joined the rest here, welcome onboard... and I sincerely hope everyone of you end up as bitchy and sarcastic as me. It's our God-given right!



I don't expect anyone to keep me in their hearts and etc, but at least keep me in your bloody BOOKMARKS of your browsers. Otherwise, you "not member". :p

I'll be back tomorrow with an entry about what happened at the casino over the past week and I assure those (like me) who are anti-China exports will enjoy the post. Till tomorrow, enjoy the rest of Saturday while some of us have to work, bitches!

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Friday, July 03, 2009

In memory of The Gloved One

I know it's bloody insensitive but in all honesty, it's actually quite funny.

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Dear Microsoft...

Seriously. Fucking useless!!!

iMac, here I come!

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Thursday, July 02, 2009

When I'm bored, I'm darn good.

One good thing whenever my mind gets the chance to be idle, it really allows me to see things for what they really are... and looking at the way society is lapping up modern technology like a frisky lesbian performing cunnilingus... what essentially is an iPhone.? Honestly. Technically, it's a G3 (third generation) cellphone with iPod capabilities.



What the manufacturer didn't tell you is that...

A real iPhone actually has technology way ahead of our times. So advance that if you threw it at a wall, it'll reassemble itself. Of course, we cannot deny it's internet capabilities. Bet you didn't know that it automatically connects your to Google Earth whenever you pick up a call, so that you can actually watch yourself using the iPhone at all times. How useful is that?

Beside digital pictures, the iPhone can also take Polaroids. Really. Try it.

Also, you can toggle the built-in sound effects to create Lightsaber sounds whenever you move your iPhone from your hand to your ear.

Lastly, if you purchased your iPhone from an authorized dealer, you should've receive that ultra cool iPhone cap, which is crucially important, if you want people to know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it.

You don't own one yet? Don't get left behind! Alternatively if you're on a budget, you can glue your iPod to your current mobile phone. It's the same thing minus the above advantages.

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Wednesday, July 01, 2009

There's got to be more to life than this!

After TWO days of resting at home...



... back to the same old routine :(

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