Monday, August 31, 2009

Updates



The guestlist is
FULL and CLOSED!



posted by Adminstrator @ 10:15 PM 0 comments

Pap smear for you, sir?

It's confirmed that our local Polyclinics, hired both morons and retards. Today I went for my postponed health screening. At the reception counter, the administrator asked,"Which package are you taking today? Do you want the one with the pap smear examination?"

I looked at her and replied, "Do I look like I have a vagina?"

An embarrassing spell of complete silence followed.

posted by Adminstrator @ 1:35 PM 2 comments

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Why, why? Tell me why!!!

I received an email from one of the DJs that I use to slot in quite regularly for past events but I no longer do so for the recent year or so. He was asking me why I no longer use him and etc.

Well... to be completely honest, it's nothing personal. It's just business. I'm no longer doing this because I have a passion for it. It's more of reaping in the years of hardwork and struggle. Everything we do now is calculated and catered to the punter's demands.

Thus we take public feedback and comments very seriously. If they don't like you... then there's no point in putting you on the roster. It just doesn't make any economic sense whatsoever.

Like I said... it's not a personal choice. Some people are cut out for it. Some are not, no matter how technically good they are. Move on, dude. Stop harbouring!!! It's not that you were not given the opportunity... if you think about it, you kind of screw yourself over.


posted by Adminstrator @ 2:05 PM 0 comments

Women beat their men, men beat on their drums?

This hilariously mad video was highlighted to me recently... it shows a Singaporean woman REPRIMANDING her apparently man... with PHYSICAL authority. Watch... and feel the pain!

Seriously, the man's a complete fucking pussy. There's only so much penile abuse one man can take. Sleeping the balls with your sandals and then giving a balls twister is just too much! Someone should go teach the poor asshole what is a CUNT PUNT.

posted by Adminstrator @ 3:01 AM 0 comments

Friday, August 28, 2009

Babylon Fields

Babylon Fields... the series that never saw the day of light. Instead of this, we get fluffy crap like Gossip Girl and other bimbo TV series.

"Babylon Fields was a proposed television series that featured reanimated zombies as characters. Rather than being portrayed as malevolent monsters, however, the... recently deceased return to their homes and attempt to pick up their lives. The pilot had elements of black comedy as well as drama."



FUCKING ACE!!!

posted by Adminstrator @ 3:09 AM 0 comments

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Pointless Garment...

The governing body states that the mandatory S$100 cover charge per entry into the upcoming two casinos in Singapore is supposed to act as a deterrent; to discourage people from gambling. Then why bother opening up the casinos in the bloody first place? You can't play the angel and then act the devil at the same time.

Well, their statement is as POINTLESS as this family photo...

"Say, who's that in the middle?"
"I dunno... we kinda all look alike in this drab!"

posted by Adminstrator @ 11:54 PM 0 comments

Monday, August 24, 2009

You got cough!



A couple of important things I need to REINFORCE today based on what happened to me today. I was supposed to go for my health screening this morning at Hougang Polyclinic. At the entrance, I was asked if I had any sickness and etc. I've been having this dry cough (i.e. no phlegm) for several days so I declared it... thinking that honesty was the best policy (NOT!). My temperature was taken (35.8 normal) and I was directed to the "RED STICKER" area... people with flu symptoms.

The INDIAN admin woman took my appointment card and immediately say, "Sorry, you got cough, cannot go for health screening."

Let me set the record straight. I'm not racist against the darker skin but WHY are most of them so dense? You judge for yourself...

"Huh? I've a dry cough. No phlegm. I don't have flu."
"Sorry sir, got cough, cannot go for health screening."
"Err... is that the doctor's instruction or your own diagnosis?"
"Sir, you're sick, so cannot go into the clinic."
"What? First of all I'm not sick."
"Sir, don't be agitated."

HOW NOT TO BE ANGRY when you're talking to someone who doesn't have a fucking brain at all? She's only an administrative staff and she's playing doctor! Anyway...

"Even if I'm sick, isn't the clinic for sick people?"
"Correct sir, but you got cough with no phlegm, possibly H1N1 case."

EXCUSE ME? Has the strain mutated? Are there new symptoms that we're not informed of? Cough with no phlegm a possible H1N1 symptom? What the fuck?

"Huh? OK, fuck it. Can I change my appointment then?"
"Sir, don't use such language."
"Hello, you discipline mistress or something?"
"Sorry sir, you can come back when you recover from cough."
"What? Come back just to change the appointment?"
"Yes, sir."
"Can't I change now?"
"Sorry sir, I'm not in-charged of that."
"Then who is?"
"The admin on the 3rd floor."
"Can I go there then?"
"No sir, cannot. You got cough."

It's damn fucking amazing isn't it. The sort of retards that get employed to do front-line service. If a clinic forbids sick people to go in, then what the fuck is the clinic for? What's the point of privatizing health care when the people they employ are as stupid and rigid as civil servants? I know everyone works within guidelines and instructions... but to ask me to come back again JUST TO MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT?

Lesson learnt. Never be honest. Lie if you must. The truth gets you nowhere. Most people can't HANDLE THE TRUTH! So lying is the way to go. You're happy, and the other people are happy... as long as they hear what they WANT TO HEAR.

This world is truly fucked when we have idiots running it. Nowadays, even drinking beer will get you caned in some countries... no thanks to some over zealous "religious" leaders. That's why I say religion man-made and it's pointless. Atheism is the way to go.

Fucking bad start to a new week. Fuck fuck fuck!


"Oh nooooo... Yukun got cough! Cannot go in!!!!"

posted by Adminstrator @ 12:15 PM 0 comments

Sunday, August 23, 2009

ongoing mix project


CLASSICS + ANTHEMS MIX
Compiled | Mixed | Additional Production | Edits by Yukun
on Ableton

A mix that celebrates some of my personal favourite classics of yesterday coupled with some of the more recent anthems. Some of which I've plugged heavily in the past during my residencies at Liquid Room, Centro's trance nights as well as the earlier Progressions parties. They become very personal to me because most of them were fairly unknown back then and yet were able to draw some really amazing response from the audience. For those that have been supporting me through the years, this mix should bring back some really sweet memories. Here's to the times when nobody really bothered about what Armin / Ferry / Tiesto / or any "big name" played... we just wanted to be surprised. Stay tune on how to get this promotional mix.

Above & Beyond pres. OceanLab - Sirens Of The Sea
DJ Orkidea - Metaverse (Gareth Emery Remix)
Paul van Dyk - For An Angel (Dave Darrell Remix)
Johan Gielen - Physical Overdrive
Probspot - Blueberry
Andrew Bennett - Ocean Drive (Probspot Drive)
Jes - Ghost (Phynn Remix)
Ernesto & Bastian - Thrill
Markus Schulz - The New World (Return To Coldharbour Remix)
Ohmnia - Satori Waterfall
Alex M.O.R.P.H. ft. Roberta Harrison - Photograph
Andrew Bennett vs Tatana ft. Tiff Lacey - Closer (Than A Heartbeat) (Gareth Emery Remix)
Markus Schulz & Andy Moor - Daydream (Coldharbour Remix)
Nalin & Kane - Open Your Eyes (Markus Schulz & Elevation Remix)
NorthStar vs Delerium - Northerly Silence (Faruk Sabanci Mashup)
P.A.F.F. - There's No Spoon
Endre - I Kill For You
Deep Dish - Say Hello (Paul van Dyk Remix)
Above & Beyond pres. OceanLab - Sky Falls Down (DJ Shah Remix)
Mark Eteson & Zirenz - The Hymn (Activa pres. Solar Movement Mix)
Carrie Skipper - Time Goes By (Super8 Bangin' Mix)
Rank 1 - Airwave (DJ Tatana & Sean Tyas Remix)
Dirt Devils - The Drill (Yukun's Dark Storm Remix)



posted by Adminstrator @ 7:52 PM 0 comments

The spread of stupidity...


The correct way of taking a bus!

Yesterday, while at the bus stop, a Bangladeshi came up to me and pointed at the oncoming bus. And with true-blue authentic head bopping action, he asked, "Is this bus?"

Holding my breath, I replied swiftly, "No. This is NASA space shuttle."

Ask me a stupid question... you get a sarcastic answer.

posted by Adminstrator @ 2:23 PM 0 comments

Thursday, August 20, 2009

ICA = Imbeciles, Cock-Up, Assholes

You know which Government body has the biggest collection of brainless idiots?

The Immigration Checkpoint Authority.

I think they hire people based on the stupidity level one possesses. I mean, if a terrorist suspect can escape during a toilet break with the help of toilet paper rolls... what more to say?

And for those that use the Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal on a regular basis, you'll noticed that the biometric passport clearance system is ALWAYS down. Half the time, the officer is trying to reboot the system without any success. Excuse, numb nuts... it's running on Windows XP OS, and the screen is showing the "blue screen of death". No matter how many times you reboot, it's not going to get you anywhere. Instead of wasting everyone's time, perhaps you can consider calling for technical support? I know you Indian, but not all Indians are IT experts. You're just a low-rank immigration officer. Wake up your damn idea!

Side track. Windows SUCK!



Honestly, I think of all the checkpoints on the island, this one takes the cake for having the worst organized team of morons. That's to be excused because the head of this checkpoint team is basically a useless retard that stirs coffee 24/7 at the nearby cafe.

No where in the world do you get TWO overweight officers standing at the same clearance queue... and instructing in STEREO... "show you boarding pass!".

A job so important that you need TWO staff to handle.

Well done, ass-wipes! Fucking idiots.

On a side note, I borrowed this over the weekend...


... I hope Nicolas Cage doesn't do another stupid movie. I love catastrophic / end of the world movies but... WTF? It started out ala Da Vinci Code (kind of). And building nicely in suspense... then finale... Aliens? UFOs? Hello? Nic... READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT FROM START TILL END FIRST BEFORE ACCEPTING ANY MOVIE DEALS!!!!

What a complete waste of my S$3 and 100-plus minutes of my life. I should've known better, coming from the director of "I, Robot"... which super sucked too!

posted by Adminstrator @ 11:33 PM 2 comments

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

What's the point?

I really don't understand the point of the Singapore League. Like who really fucking cares? Who are you trying to kid? Singapore is so small, every match is practically a DERBY. So now that I've taken leave from work for TWO days, I was hoping to get some quiet time alone to reflect. No thanks to the nearby stadium and the bunch of monkeys gathered there...



... making all sort of stupid and unnecessary noise! Seriously, you must be either damn FREE or have NOTHING ELSE better do to in life to actually bother attending a Singapore League match or even to support any of the mediocre teams. Personally, I think it's damn GAY!


"nothing like one up your rear end!"

What's the bloody point? Really? I suspect those that actually bother are the very same people that would queue up for hours just to score National Day Parade / Ching Gay Parade tickets... or hang around Bedok Jetty with a $10 fishing rod hoping to catch a couple of sardines. For those not in the know, don't let the media fool you. Each match is like "packed" with 100 fans, cramped into one corner of the stadium... the rest of the stadium is virtually...


EMPTY!

And then of course, in every situation, there's the ultimate loser... those that bother to buy Singapore League jerseys, trading cards, other crap apparels and proudly display their stupid allegiance to Sengkang FC.

Like I asked... THE POINT BEING?

posted by Adminstrator @ 8:46 PM 1 comments

Monday, August 17, 2009

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Sad...



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Saturday, August 15, 2009

King of Stupid!

We released some news of the next Dazed Out, and some motherf**ker emails me to ask if we can postpone it because he's going biking at Sepang that weekend. Hello... you damn special BIG F**K, is it? I don't care even if you can afford to open a crate of 1907 Heidsieck (US $275, ooo per bottle) champagne. You little spoilt brat! When will you learn that the world doesn't revolve around you? Do I care that you already missed out of last Sunday's Progressions?

I don't care what Jesus told you but I personally think you're a f**king self-centred asshole. News flash. I stand corrected. WE ALL think you're a f**king self-centred asshole.



By the way, those that lap up the big names should be heading for "Cockmeat Gate" tonight... this asshole poseur included. What is "cockmeat"?



*LOL... geddit? Still don't?
Perhaps this will help...

Cockmeat sandwich... *ROTFL

posted by Adminstrator @ 2:06 PM 1 comments

Updates



Jessica Alba sez... "come!"

LUSH MIX - PROGRESSIONS | THE EARLY HOURS
15 August 2009 (11pm - 12am)
99.5 FM

01. Reii - Shocks
02. Andy Duguid ft. Leah - Don't Belong
03. Musetta - Nicotine (Glenn Morrison Mix)
04. Cerf, Mistika & Jaren - Light The Skies
(Retrobyte Classic Electrobounce Mix)
05. Robert Nickson - Narc
06. Sasha - Xpander (Funagenda Re-Animated Dub)
07. Riva - For How Long (Wippenberg Remix)
08. Jay Lumen - Midnight Express
09. Joanna - Sometimes (Matt Cerf Remix)
10. Shawn Mitiska & Matt Cerf ft. Jaren - So Much More
11. Jonas Hahmo - Cocktail Bar (Ben Macklin Remix)
12. Eric Prydz - Pjanoo
13. Above & Beyond pres. OceanLab - Breaking Ties
(Jaytech & James Grant Remix)
14. Sunlounger - Catwalk (Club Mix)


YUKUN | PROGRESSIONS | ALTER EGO

posted by Adminstrator @ 1:32 AM 0 comments

Monday, August 10, 2009

Progressions | Sied van Riel (pix and vidz)

Oh what a night it was... :)

Respects to St. James for getting every aspect about the Progressions brand right. It was certainly not just a regular club night, was it? There was sight, there was sound, and most importantly, there was madness! I think the last time we witnessed anything of this magnitude was when it was held at the defunct Ministry Of Sound (Singapore) for the first time. And personally for me, this one outdid it! I take my hats off to Craig and Ibrahim for their excellent technical support. The confetti cannons and balloon-drop were spot-on. The lasers simply blew everyone away. The sound, OH MY F**KING GOD, was tight and F**KING brilliant! Most definitely the best DJ booth ever... although it could do with a bit of elevation :p

Pix from Jez








Most people were initially adamant about the venue. Some even questioned our decision. We took it on as a challenge. To bring our brand to a venue that's hardly known for non-mainstream music, is a huge "gamble". But if you really look beyond what it is, the club actually has one of the most professional set-up I've seen thus far in Singapore. The layout also has an "underground" vibe to it. And by far, it has the best open-space smoking area... where you can still FEEL the music from inside. For those that decided to go against the grain and came to show us their valued support, it took them just a short time to get accustomed and comfortable with the setting. By 12.30am, the whole club was up-for-it. Notably, Dash Berlin's "Man On The Run" sent a tsunami across the dancefloor.

Pix from Fred-E


I think the photos and videos speak for themselves. It's unquestionably one of the best gig I've played in this year, even though we were not the main headliners. And it's most definitely heartwarming to see some "veteran" regular faces that we've not seen for ages. Nights like these that will go down in local clubbing history, with people constantly using as a referral. So did we UP the benchmark for the brand? I personally think so... with many thanks to Andrew Ing for his support and belief in our vision.

from Irvin Tan






So did P@t and myself really steal the show away from Sied van Riel with our closing set? I think everything contributed to the final outcome of everyone asking for "one more" at the end of the night. It's a success because all the elements fell into place, those involved did their parts and together, we have once again creating a little history we can call our own. It was truly a vibe that will last me for months!

Thank you very much, everyone... for the full house status (and yet it was comfortably cold) and another huge vote of confidence. It was really surreal :)



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