Morons are every-fuck-where!
To answer a fucking stupid question that I was just asked a few minutes ago...
Yes, I'm a DJ. And no, I don't have any R&B, retro, pop or whatever it is that the mainstream public listens to. Why? Because I'm not a fucking jukebox nor am I a fucking archive of every recording ever made. So stop presuming that ALL DISC-JOCKEYS are the same and everyone of us play all kinds of shitty music under the fucking sun. I, for one, am not a jack-of-all-trades. Master of some, perhaps. Definitely not ALL. Hope that answers your fucking moronic enquiry!
Respect DJs and we might just stop calling you a moron! Alternatively, buy me a digital camera so that I'll be distracted for weeks, snapping insignificant photos to plaster on this blog... and maybe then, I might forget that morons like you exist for me to mock. Until that happens, if ever, you may now take your leave and go flush your face down the toilet.
I swear Forrest Gump was way smarter than you are!
NOISE!!!
What the fuck is the new neighbour building downstairs? A personal MRT station right at his doorstep? A nuclear reactor? A freaking shopping mall? A new expressway? The renovation has been going on for over a month and there's still bloody banging and drilling from 8am every fucking morning! Their permit to renovate, which is stuck at the door, has already expired 3 days ago! What the fuckity fuck? Either the contractor has really lousy coordination skills or the Malaysian workers are simply not up to speed.
Stop the fucking noise, can? I haven't been able to catch enough rest for weeks and I'm starting to fall sick! You fucking inconsiderate mother fuckers!
You spam me somemore...
No offence intended but I thought it'll be hilarious to list out PUBLICALLY on a daily basis who are the guilty parties that are either (1) blindly, (2) sub-consciously or (3) purposely sending out redundant spam via Facebook. As of today...
Huzaini Toshi sent a request using Facebook Addict - are you hooked on FB? Want to know which of us is most addicted to Facebook?
No dude... I don't give a flying toss who's addicted. I know I'm not and I honestly rather spend time pulling the legs of ants, impaling them with a safety pin and then torch them to death with matchsticks.
Ollie Flip sent an invitation using Serial Killer: Ollie bitch slapped you so hard that you died. Avenge your death by adding Serial Killer!
Oei! Ollie! You damn free, is it? Monkey boys invaded your DJ booth again? Sorry man, I don't do serial. But if it's cereal, I can consider. Make it Frosties or Coco Crunch.
For the last time, I don't want to be...
Facebook is taken over many lives and wasted a lot of our precious time. Like it or not, it's made Friendster a LOSER's choice and has become an integral part of everything ranging from marketing to networking, from humane causes to socializing. Yet, there are still many techno phobics and computer retards that are still not clued in to it's existence and potentials. If a monkey-in-suspenders is on it, why shouldn't the rest of us homo-sapiens?
"Spacebook? Myface?"
"I don't know what MSN is but I'm on ICQ."
"Inter-what? Net?"
Sadly, Facebook is also one fucking lame irritant, if you ask me.
Besides being a cheap fuck by "buying" my friends cyber drinks / gifts... I've managed to market several club events successfully through this platform and reached out to many who are uninitiated with clubbing culture. However, I'd really fucking appreciate if I can be SPARED the fucking spam of asking me to be a pirate / vampire / werewolf / zombie / slayer... nor do I want to be a Jedi or a Sith... or play whatever Warbook or take some fucking "Likeness" quiz! Neither do I want to join "Asia's largest Trance consortium" for the simple fact that it's false advertisement.
And what's up with the Naughty Gifts application? If you want to get freaky, don't hint. Get straight to the point that you want to "get jiggy with it".
And is it rude of me not to acknowledge all those fucking meaningless POKES? I really don't have the bloody time to poke you back. Perhaps when I bump into you on the streets, I can give you one HUGE MEGA POKE IN THE RIBS for all the little dumb ass pokes you gave me?
But don't get me wrong, besides all the other redundancies, I still think it's currently a very effective marketing tool that should prove to be essential for the next year or so... provided all those stupid spams are kept in check.
p/s Speaking of retarded... our local TV network is about to broadcast the very first season of Heroes. Like duh!!! The freaking VCD / DVD set is like available every-fuck-where. It's been repeated on basic cable network like for 6 zillion times. The recorded shows have been circulating amongst thousands for months. Just because VivoCity was rammed with fans for the appearance of the actors, you reckon that showing the series now is a fucking brillant idea?
"the point being?"
This week's update...
After the surreal and superbly vibed-up Dazed Out on Friday, last night was predictably stupid, pointless and downright...
... nuff said! Uninspiring to say the least. No need to bloody elaborate further on it's utter redundancy and about stupid women asking for Spice Girls, R&B, Bhangra and "something I can dance to". Sorry if have limitations in accepting music beyond your little puny world. I should go get some razor sharp barbed-wire, wrap it around the DJ booth and electrify it with 50,000 watts. For fuck's sake... I'm not a fucking jukebox. Fuck off and stop being such a persistent pest!
Moving on this week... a haven for fans of eclecticism with the following events. I'm particularly looking forward to Rightclicka's. Mayhem in the horizon... and Razaq's going to drop mash-up bombs for the warm-up. Yeah!
and on Saturday...
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31 October 2007 - Private Reserve (Show 80)
LUSH 99.5FM, 8pm.
01. FUNKY LOWLIVES – Sail Into The Sun
02. COMPUTERJOCKEYS - Tropical
03. JAFFA - Elevator
04. CANTOMA - Etoile
05. FUTURE LOOP FOUNDATION – A Very English Summer
06. OHM G & BRUNO – One
07. SUICIDE SPORTS CLUB – Looks Like A Star (Part 2)
08. ANDY CALDWELL – Warrior
09. JT DONALDSON – Trust Me (Dub Re–work)
10. MIGUEL MIGS – So Far
11. COLETTE – About Us
12. MO.CA - Latein
"Coolness redefined..."
BARSOUNDS presents The Lush FM Lounge Mix
feat. Lunus (em By The River)
2 November 2007
LUSH 99.5FM, 9pm. (repeated on 22 October 2007 @ 8pm)
Mix One
Gotan Project - Last Tango In Paris
BMS - Tierra de Toros
True Stories - Crazy Girls
Teddy Rok Seven - Feel [Afterlife Remix]
Sandboy - Viver [Butti 49 Refusion]
Todd Terje - Eurodans
Mix Two
Secret Stealth - Dream of You
Dalminjo feat. Hilde Drange - Love Affair
Jeff Bennett's Lounge Experience feat. Alexandra - Let's Come Together
Amberflame - Rise Hour
Intuit feat. Cecile Verny - Peace Of Mind (Raw Deal Mix)
Ganga - Sweet Morning
********************I'm really glad to see one of my close DJ mates Lunus getting on board the mix shows for Lush 99.5 FM. After the bulk of horrendous demo mixes sent to the station the past months, the station manager commented on the above mix... "bloody hell, where has this chap been hiding all along? We need more!"It's Sunday but I feel really exhausted, disinterested, uninspired and unbelievably out-of-sync. Maybe I'll take Monday off and sleep in as well. I seem to have lost my groove for many, many, many things... :(
Something's severely missing!
DOWN AND OUT!
Thank you... you and you!
It was certainly a memorable Dazed Out and a good sign that it's gaining more momentum with each coming month. Hopefully we'll get to do one for New Year's Eve or something... till the next one in November...
More photos to follow soon!Certainly NOT looking forward to tonight... especially after what went down last night. Nothing really quites compare to playing for a room full of up-for-it musically-inclined that have the SPENDING power. Tonight is just downright REDUNDANT and a fucking waste of time. Pretentious retarded-fucks with no bloody money. It's going to be such a drag later... time goes by like a snail on crutches.
Boo!
Happy Halloween... and it starts today at eM Studio with out Dazed Out special. Seeya on the dancefloor or in the toilet emptying out your insides...
Looking forward to this one... and not particular to Saturday's "airhead convention".
What the chuck?
I've never really made it known but...
I REALLY HATE IT when...
My actions or words are misinterpreted or misunderstood and I'm not even allow to explain myself. Sure, I can shut the fuck up... but what's the point. Really? When I don't even have the right to elaborate what my intentions really meant?
So much for TWO-WAY COMMUNICATION!
Even in a court of law, the defendant is allow to present his/her case without being struck down first.
Seriously fucked-up!
Staff Exchange Programme?
See if this makes sense to you at all.
Your platoon of soldiers is in the middle of going to war. Some wise-ass "officer" from the brigade decides to withdraw your platoon sergeant and platoon commander; and orders them to be posted to another less significant battleground... thereby removing the platoon's SYNERGY and troop's MORALE.
That my friends, is the very proof that stupidity is and will always be rampant. Some people actually think that management is like playing the boardgame "Risk". Sadly, that was never applicable due to the lack of HUMAN COMPASSION.
Updates This Week
Tuborg presents DAZED OUT : Undercover
feat. Yukun & JonG
Friday 26th October
Doors open 10pm till late
eM Studio's monthly trance excursion is back with a very special night of Trance classics, anthems and favourites with DJs JonG and Yukun. If the past parties are anything to go by, this one is going to tear the roof apart!
In the spirit of Halloween, wear your funkiest head wear / caps / hats or disguise to be the first 100 "undercovers" to enjoy a secretive welcome drink at the door.
Limited edition of Dazed Out #3 promo CD to be given out at the end of the night...
This event is strictly by guestlist entry only. Please email your name(s) to yukun@ehgnet.com before 26 October to confirm your names on the list. ********************
24 October 2007 - Private Reserve (Show 79)
LUSH 99.5FM, 8pm.
01. RICKY KEJ – Sansaar
02. MYSTIC RHYTHMS BAND – Ayesha
03. PRAFUL – We Live On
04. EDSON X & MA3 – Rhada Krishna (Maha Mantra)
05. C.M. & THE MONDO SESSION ORCHESTRA – Please Me
06. OCOTE SOUND SOUNDS & ADRIAN QUESADE – Divinorum (Quantic Remix)
07. NUDGE – Window Pain
08. ENSEMBLE ETHNIQUE – Ipnorient
09. HUMAN DIMENSION – Life Is A Gift
10. RIVERA ROTATION – Latinica Witch
11. FERTILE GROUND – Take Me Higher (Waiwan Mix)
12. SIRIUS B – Things She Said Today
"Aural lures..."********************
In case you don't know yet, this coming week is FUCK ELECTRO WEEK. Why? Because for the simple fact that it's way over hyped, over-rated and a very poor excuse of an electronic music progression. Sure there are some rather decent ones but the majority of it is very template with very little thought given into the chord construction department. And from the bulk for repetitive Electro shit I get in the mail each week, I can safely say most of them come from...
And in such dire times of audio diarrhoea (i.e. utter crap) and nonsensical noise pollution, Colette's new album "
Push"comes as a ray of hope, to put but what's essentially missing in House music today... aural decency. And before you say "her voice and music is so-so"... just bear in mind that she's classical train so she definitely knows much more about music than your regular horde of monkeys.
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