Thursday, February 25, 2010

Ants have invaded this blog!

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

What a weekend... despite being sick!



Always the sun
After all
Always the sun
Like a wailing wall
Give me hope
Show some meaning

Always the sun
To strike a chord
Always the sun
To turn the world
Always...


Nothing like a super responsive floor that knows their stuff :)


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Monday, February 15, 2010

Still in the mood?


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Get into my bed,
And I'll screw you!

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Welcome to the 2nd Class...

As of today, Singaporeans and Permanent Residents officially become...



Singapore Citizens or Permanent Residents must have a valid Casino Entry Levy to enter the casino. Person eligible to enter casino must be 21 years old or above. All entry levies are strictly non-refundable and non-transferable. Entry levies collected are paid to the Singapore Totalisator Board for social or charitable purposes.

Excuse me... charitable purposes? Who the hell will be ENSURING this? To be technically correct... Singapore Totalisator Board = The Government as state HERE under the terms and conditions. If that's the case, then can we safely say that there's no more need for charitable drives like the President's Charity, Community Chest and etc? I'm sure there'll be more than even "new" fundings coming your way.

So if SCPRs need to pay levy... who doesn't need to? TOURISTS and HOLDERS OF WORK PERMITS... meaning all those China flip flops, Banglah labourers and Pinoy hospilility labour force. So technically, that makes us SINGAPOREANS... SECOND CLASS!!!!

Thank you very much for clearing that up at last! To think that I actually wasted part of my life serving the nation. For fuck? For this injustice? Thanks a lot! I feel so much better! NOT!

Chee bye.



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Face of the Anti-Christ...

If you're wondering what the face of the anti-christ is like... look no further. Wait, I stand corrected. Accordingly, the anti-christ is a charismatic man with much leadership. This is just a man who talks with cow sense and is as commanding as an ice-cream stick.

What Pastor Rony Tan of Lighthouse Evangelism thinks about gays and lesbians from Kenneth Tan on Vimeo.

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Yadda, yadda...


For those that hate traditions,customs; and agree that such festive holidays are over-rated... and festive songs suck!



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We Are The World? Again?



I'm not denying the cause behind it and their bid in trying to help the victims of the recent Haiti earthquake... and most of us will also be oblivious to the fact that the money raised is likely to finance it's next political violence. What? Didn't the Band Aid fiasco teach you anything? Most of the money went to the militia and their corrupted officials. OK, politics... never end argument. Back to the point of IF IT AIN'T BROKEN, DON'T FIX IT!

Honestly, this "new" version sound like utter shit as compared to the original. I'm sorry, but the fact remains that today's pop stars are "stars" because of their looks and not their vocal abilities. Maybe that's why I don't know most of them and who the fuck's in it. I can name every single artist of the original. The new one? Only a handful. And what's with the fucking R&B voice decorder "singers" or the hip hop "act-like-gangstas" rappers? There's already so much R&B crap on radio today and their involvement in this project just makes the song equally generic.

If they were trying to recapture the magic, they completely missed it be a light year. They should have written a NEW song and left the original alone. The vocal chemistry is completely missing, because most of the singers can't fucking sing!

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Friday, February 12, 2010

Japan... how strange art thou!

I've visited Japan twice and both times, I fell in love with the culture and the manic way of life. And because of the limited time and high dedication towards excellence in work, the Japanese have many time-saving innovations that will not see the light of day in other countries, as it would only take away more jobs.

One such invention of theirs is the vending machine and the variety of things it dispenses. From cigarettes to magazine, from toys to frozen food, from noodles to designer coffee...


... and of course, the traditional Japanese quirky fetish of soiled schoolgirls panties...


Yah, I know. What the fuck right? What kind of satisfaction can one possible derive from it? Like it clears your nasal passage during flu or something? Can you imagine if this was readily available here? The girls would definitely be making shitloads of money from it. The guys on the other hand will be comparing notes as such :

"Did you buy Nancy's undies? Wah, she really got chow chee bye!" (smelly cunt)

Excuse me for this redundant post... I'm having the flu and I'm under heavy medication.



Then again, at the same token, the Japanese do make such great dark and sadistically twisted movies. One of which help me past 70 minute of my life today.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010



Solarstone - Seven Cities
(Yukun vs Fuzzy Amie's Epic Orchestra Mashup)

LISTEN HERE

Segments of several remixes all rolled into one plus a reconstructed orchestral section drop. Don't bother asking me to share this. Took me far too long to do it and last thing I want is to give it away. It shall be for my own exclusive use only. Not even Rich Solarstone has this. Wahahaha... certainly he won't approve of this sacrilegious act of re-doing an all time classic.


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Saturday, February 06, 2010

Counting down the daze...


Progressions Podcast Episode #62


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Further proof that models are dumb.

Safe Sex with Ris Low from clicknetwork on Vimeo.



There's a lot of truth behind it. Models are a fucking stupid lot. Don't take offense. I know it's not your fault. It's probably the hairspray that killing your braincells. It's either that or God made you lot for us to laugh at. Lets be honest. I've not met ONE smart model in my entire life thus far. Heck, even my first girlfriend of 5 months from secondary school ended up being a fashion model... and trust me when I say, she was dumb! She was talking about getting married and having kids. HELLO! We were 16!!! What the fuck? Fucking wasn't even on my mind then!

And because of her, I have a lifetime running joke of ordering "Ice-Kachang don't want ice" and horror movie means "horrible movie".

I don't care what anyone wants to say in defense. Models are DUMB! Even the males ones! Two years back when I was resident DJ at eM Studio... during one of those pointless Models' Night, one dumbfuck jackass model from Bulgaria came up to me and asked if I have "the No.1 hit from Bulgaria".

"Fuck no. But I have the No.1 hit from Stupidville."
"OK, I don't mind hearing it."
"OK, it goes a little something like... YOU'RE IT!"

Dumbfuck.

Someone should tell Ris Low that nails don't need to be lubricated unless she intends to stick her fingers up her asshole. I won't be surprised if she gets conned into thinking felatio improves your English.

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Updates


20 February 2010, Saturday
10pm - 4am

eM Studio @ Gallery Hotel
1 Nanson Road
For table reservations, please call 68369691


Doors open from 10pm!
First drink charge applies to those not in guestlist.


OFFICIAL GUESTLIST IS HERE
http://thegueslist.blogspot.com


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Promos:
♫ Carlsberg Bucket of 5 @ $35 Nett
♫ Moet Chandon Brut NV @ $200 for 2 bottles
♫ Sauza Hornitos Tequila $150 per bottle, $280 for 2 bottles
♫ B 53 shooters at $8 per shot


╬ Line-Up Schedule ╬
10.00 - 12.00 : Lunus
12.00 - 02.00 : Jong + Fred E
02.00 - 04.00 : Yukun + P@t

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To get you into the mood of things, if you're not subscribe yet...

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