Monday, May 25, 2009

Another moron is born...

I got a phone text message around midnight on Saturday...

"Yukun, what's the cover charge for Above & Beyond at Zouk?"

I dutifully replied, "Do I look like www.mkop.com.sg to you?"



At this rate, I know for sure I'm making more "enemies" than friends. And honestly? It's better this way. At least I can rest in the comfort of knowing that the small group of people that I call my friends... are not retarded.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Goodbye, StinkaBore!



We're leaving tomorrow and we can't be bothered to come back.

Hahaha!

*traveling in the speed of sound*

And coming online later in the week at Yukun Podcast



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Saturday, May 23, 2009

So many idiots, so little time!



I seriously think that listening to TOO MUCH Trance really kills the braincells. I've received several phone text messages and emails asking if I can help get them nto the guestlist for the Above & Beyond gig at Zouk tonight, or better still, get the door charges waived.

Classic fucking idiots. Is my name Lincoln Cheng? Do I own Zouk? Granted that I personally know the Anjunabeats chaps. But I'm definitely not about to stoop as cheap as to ask them if THEY have personal guestlists to get into.

Either Trance is making some of you idiots or you're just born that way.

Sorry if anyone is offended by this post but seriously, next time, THINK FIRST BEFORE ASKING ANY STUPID QUESTIONS!

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

"Be the change you want to see in the world."



By the time local television airs the finale of Prison Break, it'll probably be like... *YAWN*

For those that have managed to catch the US double episode finale, I don't know if you agree with me or not but... it's kind of a bittersweet end. Lincoln putting the paper crane on Michael's grave is kind of sad but actually that's not really THE END. I'll get to that.

Prison Break was a fantastic show, and I'm glad they decided to end it once and for all before the risk of making it redundant (i.e. "Gossip Girl" and "Lost"). This final season's twists and thrills was enough to keep me rooted, and it was a great touch to bring back some of the other characters for the final twist of the plot.

So is it really goodbye? Well, you didn't get to see this... did you?


"awwww... so sweet, hor?"

Yes! They got married! And how was that left out? To those who truly understood the story, it can't end as simple as that. There will be an ADDITIONAL two episodes to explain what truly went on during the MISSING FOUR YEARS, i.e. how Kellerman ended up as a congressman and etc. And this actual CONCLUDING episodes... will only be out with the season's DVD release. Great marketing plan, eh? Bastards! Hahaha!

p/s Michael's not really dead. Wahahahahahaha! Hint. They never really showed you how "the company" was shut down, did they?



This is a straight to DVD movie of what happened between the 4 years they skipped over on the series finale. This will wrap up any questions and/or loose ends they left us with at the finale... including the oh-so-sweet wedding :)

Out in the US on 29th July 2009. Local release? God only knows. You'll be better off downloading the DVD rip. Wahahaha!

Synopsis :
The federal government can’t touch Michael Scofield, so they’re going after the woman he loves. When Sara is arrested for murder, only Michael can rescue her — and their unborn child — from an impenetrable women’s prison. With a price on Sara’s head and time running out, Michael must rely on his deadliest enemies to help attempt the most daring breakout ever. Combining white-knuckle intensity with jaw-dropping action and suspense, this is Prison Break like it’s never been seen before. Don’t miss a chance to make The Final Break!

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I hate you, StinkaBore!

Here I am at home trying to get enough rest to recover from the flu, and right across the road at the stadium is some bloody primary school sportsdays with the FRAKKIN' teacher on the loudspeakers yelling, "make some noise for green house!!!!"



Note to the ruling government... an open-space sports stadium situated within the residential area was NOT a brilliant idea. Please add that into that book of yours called... "The 1001 Mistakes We Made But Can't Be Arsed To Admit".

Seriously, like I said before last year around this time, what's the point of having kids to run their ass off and suffer the agony of defeat at such a tender young age? Trying to cultivate a competitive spirit is one thing, but traumatizing with reality when they're not to handle it is another.

Remember, SECOND PLACE is not a consolation. It actually means you FAILED to win.

OK, now kids, SHUT THE HELL UP! I need to sleep!!!

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Monday, May 18, 2009

Cough... phlegm... fever... sniffle!


Something 'bout those little pills...
... unreal, the thrills they yield
until they kill a million braincells

Have been under the weather with this very nasty and resilient flu bug since Friday. 80% of the time in bed, 10% popping pills and the other 10% nursing a blooming migraine (from the fever). And now, I have a nagging cough to deal with. I wish it was the swine flu instead... at least I've someone to blame for my misery... either the pig or the Mexicans. Instead, it's some merciless human flu strain, probably from some idiot who was sick and still insisted on trying his/her luck at the casino and not bothered if he/she spread the bug. Thank you, very much! Self-centered heartlander Singaporean!

Off to lie down again. No further bitching or updates.



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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Updates



Online now at Progressions Podcast.

01. M.i. And M. - Lost
02. Airscape & JES - My Love
03. Jose Amnesia ft. Jennifer Rene - Wouldn't Change A Thing (Retrobyte Edit)
04. Rachael Starr - To Forever (Moonbeam Remix)
05. Jerry Ropero ft. Cozi - The Storm (Inpetto Remix)
06. Matt Cerf, Jaren & Mitiska - Me & You (Retrobyte Remix)
07. Matush - I Have A Dream
08. Tash ft. Tiff Lacey - Sweet 17
09. Allure ft. Julie Thompson - Somewhere Inside (Andy Duguid Remix)
10. Jonas Steur ft. Julie Thompson - Cold Winds
11. Jonas Steur ft. Jennifer Rene - Fall To Pieces
12. Moussa Clark & Terrafunka - She Wants Him
13. DJ Antoine - December
14. Black Pearl - Coral Sea (DJ Shah's San Antonio Harbour Mix)
15. Armin van Buuren ft. Jacqueline Govaert - Never Say Never
(Omnia Remix)
16. Miguel Blonde ft. Mario De America & Priscilla Due
- Right In The Night
17. Envio - For You (DJ Shah's Sunlounger Remix)


YUKUN PODCAST | PROGRESSIONS PODCAST | ALTER-EGO PODCAST
PROGRESSIONS FACEBOOK GROUP | DAZED OUT FACEBOOK GROUP

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Down and out...


Despite getting my flu shot, and having to face a cigarette-smoked filled casino 5-days a week for almost 8 hours a day, I've finally succumb to the bug. Lost my voice, runny nose, fever, body aches... the works! And it feels bloody miserable. The doctor says I have the WIK1 flu strain... which is short for "Why I Kena One?"

Bad jokes aside... I'm really down and out... at least for the next 2 - 3 days and most likely out of action from Majestic on Saturday night. :(

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Updates



LUSH MIX - PROGRESSIONS | THE EARLY HOURS
16 May 2009 (11pm - 12am)
99.5 FM

01. M.i. And M. - Lost
02. Airscape & JES - My Love
03. Jose Amnesia ft. Jennifer Rene - Wouldn't Change A Thing (Retrobyte Edit)
04. Rachael Starr - To Forever (Moonbeam Remix)
05. Jerry Ropero ft. Cozi - The Storm (Inpetto Remix)
06. Matt Cerf, Jaren & Mitiska - Me & You (Retrobyte Remix)
07. Matush - I Have A Dream
08. Tash ft. Tiff Lacey - Sweet 17
09. Allure ft. Julie Thompson - Somewhere Inside (Andy Duguid Remix)
10. Jonas Steur ft. Julie Thompson - Cold Winds
11. Jonas Steur ft. Jennifer Rene - Fall To Pieces
12. Moussa Clark & Terrafunka - She Wants Him
13. DJ Antoine - December
14. Black Pearl - Coral Sea (DJ Shah's San Antonio Harbour Mix)
15. Armin van Buuren ft. Jacqueline Govaert - Never Say Never
(Omnia Remix)
16. Miguel Blonde ft. Mario De America & Priscilla Due
- Right In The Night
17. Envio - For You (DJ Shah's Sunlounger Remix)



YUKUN | PROGRESSIONS | ALTER EGO

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What's the difference?

Today, a patron to the casino got extremely pissed off with me because I referred to him as an "Indian".

"No! I'm not Indian!"
"Then what are you?"
"I'm Pakistani! I'm Pakistani!"
"Errr... I really fail to see the difference!"


Pakistan man is devastated for being mistaken as an Indian

Seriously, what's the bloody difference? You'll all from the same God-forsaken continent, right? You're all equally hairy and have a particular funky body ordour. Despite the supposed language difference, it all sounds identically loud and crude. And strangely, your nod for "YES" also makes you look like a freaking "bobble-head". Why kick up such a big fuss over something that is clearly very redundant? Don't blame anyone just because we really can't tell the bloody difference between you people! Don't get your panties (or sarongs) up in a bunch, ok?


Indian man is not amused at all!

OK, now for the funny bit of the day. I received an invite for some party and one of the local deejays on the line-up calls himself Chee Who? Seriously, such a moniker is a running joke just waiting to happen. What were you thinking when you came up with it? Chee Who?



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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Of myths and half-truths...



Remember he once VOWED as such? Well, don't believe EVERYTHING you read about the recent claim of Mas Selamat's arrest. Read about the obvious discrepancies. Remember, we're a draconian state and that's as good as being Russia / North Korea. Everything you see, hear, say, and even what you consume, is controlled. So don't be so quick to subscribe to what's being disseminated to you.

And only here do we have Members of Parliament...



You want the truth about WHO really captured our most wanted escape artist? Introducing our latest hired foreign talent acquisition from a galaxy far, far away...



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Frakkin' off from StinkaBore!



It's calling me... "faster come! faster come!"
The countdown as begun... 13 more days!

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Monday, May 11, 2009

The truth is out!

How he (with a limp) managed to get across that gap along the Straits (that even schoolkids have no problem with).



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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy vibes to one and all...


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Are they lying again?

Don't believe EVERYTHING you read or have been told.

Captured on April 1st. (a rather convenient date)

Disclosed by Najib in private conversation with PM Lee Hsien Loong. PM then tells Kan Seng, but other ministers kept in dark. Told to public five weeks later only after press query.
(you mean to say the press is more well-informed and resourceful than our ministers?)

Swam across Johor Straits on a limp and a flotation device.
(he's on steroids?)

Lived quietly in Skudai for one over a year. Reportedly sold Ramli burgers. (OK, I made up the burger bit of it!)

Malaysian Govt rejects suggestions that Johor has JI presence.
(Hello? Who are they kidding?)

Najib is uncommitted on repatriation. (Why? Go figure!)

And now this dodgy mugshot published by The Star...



Compare that with the countless photoshop-ed parodies on the net!



OK, granted that JUST maybe he's in Malaysian custody. I really hope they have far better and superior holding facilities than our so-called detention centre. Otherwise, he'll break his record of escaping in 11 minutes...



ESSENTIAL READ!

Mr Wong very wayang. Die die still say he very capable.

KNS.

Bodoh! If that channel is so easy to swim across and that even school kids can do it, won't we be having an influx of immigrants and escapees? For the sake of argument, lets say he did manage to swim across (with a half-fucked leg)... that means our coastguards were sleeping! More ever, security forces were apparently deployed to coastal areas right after his "escape" from detention. So what are we to believe? Our forces are completely hopeless or some one is a very bad liar.

You might as well tell the public that he scuba-dived across, or better still, he somehow managed to secure a mini-sub. Seriously, do consider hiring a proper scriptwriter instead of cooking up your own hogwash.

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Friday, May 08, 2009

Another reason to hate our neighbour...

Let me set the record straight. I'm not an insensitive person, although I may be slightly racist depending on the scenerio and situation. Please note that a blogsite is basically a personal diary of sort that's on a public platform. And since it's personal, I reserve my right to self-expression as well as my freedom of speech... especially so if I deem that I'm not in the wrong.

Paranoid Malaysians who take extreme national pride, please skip this. It's an unwritten understanding that many Singaporeans find it annoying to have so many foreign "talent" on our soil. Nothing we can do about it. However, please don't presume that you're the FUCKING king of anything when you're in foreign soil.

Why am I suddenly more angry than before?

Today at work, some mother fucking Malaysia who was smoking in the casino accidentally burnt a hole in my T-shirt. Firstly, the casino is packed and generally, there's only shoulder room to move around. So if you need to fucking smoke, watch where you stick your fucking cigarette, you fucking "lian pang ah beng"!

And instead of saying sorry, you fucking tell me off for not being careful.

Hey, you fucking asshole...



That was my physical reply. He then engages me in an argument, and goes to say in the typical stupid thick Johor Bahru accent, "All you Sing-ar-por-lean owe Malaysia, OK? We helps you nap Mas Selamat."

And being a person that doesn't back down from an argument or a fight, I retorted, "Hey, you stupid fuck, if you can't speak English in a comprehensive manner, please shut the fuck up. If you want to speak English, make sure you can be understood, you stupid fucking Malaysian piece of crap!"

And being a stupid fucking Malaysian piece of crap, you're picking a quarrel in a casino that has a no-nonsense policy. With the security being "buddies" with me, your chance of survival is a slim as a virgin in a prison cell full of sexual offenders. And so what do we do with CRAP? We throw them out.



So after being ushered by security to the holding room, he threatens to hunt me down in Singapore. DUH... sure. I took his address down and I gave my close buddy from the Secret Society Branch of the CID a phone text to call in a favour. Last heard, he had a nice welcoming community waiting for him at the Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal.

All he had to say was sorry. Stupid fucker.

p/s Mas Selamat was in your country because you're habouring many terrorist cells. So don't go gloating that Malaysia captured him. Stop ignoring the fact that your country has way too many fundamental extremists.

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Public Holiday!

This Friday, PUBLIC HOLIDAY... because... READ THIS!

After so long, Mas Selamat only managed to get as far as Malaysia? He's quite incompetent as the Home Affairs Ministry. I'd have thought that he would be smoking marijuana with Osama Bin Laden by now.

Nonetheless, please don't deport him back into Singapore. He'll end up taking another LONG toilet break and make yet another mockery of our "oh-so-perfect system". We now await confirmation from our neighbours if they've arrested the right person.


In the meantime, for fans of Heroes (the TV series), after dragging the series for so long, they've yet figured out how to save the cheerleader. Here's how... click on picture to enlarge, right click and save as... DUH!

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

When the people are pissed off...


What do I think of the entire AWARE fiasco? Personally, I think justice was served and that for once in the history of Singapore, the majority of the people's choice and voices won. Take that, you extremists Anglicans!

"Excuse me, I have something to say..."

Who the FRAK cares? Stupid cunts.

On a side, please check out The Shareen and Joe Augustine podcast... no holds barred. Hokkien also have, sex talk also have... screw radio!


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Sunday, May 03, 2009

No pork! No pork!



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Tell me why, why, why?



"errr... Yukun. How come you guys don't like to play any Tiesto stuff?"

Coz you can hear it at any bars / clubs that Ah Bengs hang out in. You can hear it blasting out of their Evo's. It's over-rated and it's over-played. And you have bad taste in music if you still insist in it.

p/s this person not only ask this stupid question... he was as stupid-looking as the question was.

Told you people before. Think before you ask. Otherwise... you'll be blogged for the rest to laugh at.

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Uncouth Society

So what does Jackie Chan really think of Singapore?



I have to agree with him wholeheartly as well as the many others that have criticized us before. But Jackie, you've to admit that you're one big hypocrite. If you proclaim Hong Kong to be so wonderful, why did you migrate to America? Oh, Hollywood is it? I think having stayed in The Pearl Of The Orient for TWO years, I can safely say, that the people there are equally as uncouth and rude as Singaporeans. They too speak loudly, cut queues, rush, push... so stop calling the kettle black. The one-up Hong Kong has over this piece of dried snot? Freedom of speech, expression, views and the people's vote over governing policies. i.e. citizens protested against the introduction of GST and the Bill was never passed.

I know we've got a lot to complain about, especially those that have had the opportunity to climb out of the well and the more educated ones who understand the word "oppress". Nothing is perfect. I personally hate the general Singaporean heartlander for their selfish attitudes. Sure we have harsh rules and regulations, and some really stupid ones as well. But at least we're not BARBARIC like the Iranians...



... we hang our condemned
behind closed doors and away from public eyes.

Yes, I know we have a totalitarian government and how everything ends with them never in the wrong. They may rule with an iron fist of sorts but at least we don't have a ticking time(nuclear) bomb like Kim Jong-Il running the show. I'd rather have incapable imbeciles in the cabinet than nuclear warheads.



Sure, I bitch a lot about this country. We all have something to rant about every other day. I'll never ever become pro-government. But we take it in stride with a pinch of salt. We learn to laugh at ourselves. We live with what we have. There will never be a perfect paradise on earth. And there will always be one Stinkapoo...



... and the one million invading foreign workers
and "talents" here can't be wrong.

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Friday, May 01, 2009

I'm completely not bothered...

SMS : Hey, Yukun. Did you listen to the latest Armin ASOT show? He played the new DJ Shah and Chris Jones single!

Let me reply you here... in the best possible way ever...



... I don't listen to any of that shit for the simple fact that I'd probably get bored after 5 minutes. The whole point about DJing is the joy of discovering your own set of tunes and etc instead of playing what exactly what the big names are plugging. Morever, the last thing I ever want to hear during my own free time is Trance. Why? It's like bringing your work home with you. Understand? Thank you and stop asking stupid questions. AGAIN and AGAIN.

Now back to Anime...

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Happy May Day!



Gone to feed my manga addiction with Samurai Champloo.

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Got hair?

Gorilla salad
As defined by Urban Dictionary as "some nasty ass untamed pubic hair that protrudes out of the panties; an overgrown bush; a muff with a horrendous amount of fur."

There were some people that emailed me to say that shaved / trimmed privates are over-rated. Don't make excuses, you hairy bastards. Just admit that you're not the master of your bodily hairs and that you just can't tame the wild growth.

Just for your infomation, "manscaping" is not entirely exclusive among metrosexuals. And neither do you experience decrease in your manlihood if you give your pubic area some shave or in a maintainable condition.


Hairy sexy? Ewww...!!!

If you think a clean pubic area makes you less attractive, according to many surveys conducted before, women had voted for men with shaved privates than those over-grown hairy men. The issue behind is not entirely the gender disorientation; rather, the aesthetic value of having a man with cleaner and clearer "personality". Many women have indicated verbal preference for cleaner and less hairy sex.

References :
Women's Studies International Forum, 26, 333-344 . Trotter, M. (2005, February).


And if you're one of those that look something like this, you have my condolences...



... try advertising for a gorilla as a mate.

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