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Thursday, July 02, 2009

When I'm bored, I'm darn good.

One good thing whenever my mind gets the chance to be idle, it really allows me to see things for what they really are... and looking at the way society is lapping up modern technology like a frisky lesbian performing cunnilingus... what essentially is an iPhone.? Honestly. Technically, it's a G3 (third generation) cellphone with iPod capabilities.

What the manufacturer didn't tell you is that...

A real iPhone actually has technology way ahead of our times. So advance that if you threw it at a wall, it'll reassemble itself. Of course, we cannot deny it's internet capabilities. Bet you didn't know that it automatically connects your to Google Earth whenever you pick up a call, so that you can actually watch yourself using the iPhone at all times. How useful is that?

Beside digital pictures, the iPhone can also take Polaroids. Really. Try it.

Also, you can toggle the built-in sound effects to create Lightsaber sounds whenever you move your iPhone from your hand to your ear.

Lastly, if you purchased your iPhone from an authorized dealer, you should've receive that ultra cool iPhone cap, which is crucially important, if you want people to know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it.

You don't own one yet? Don't get left behind! Alternatively if you're on a budget, you can glue your iPod to your current mobile phone. It's the same thing minus the above advantages.