Tuesday, June 30, 2009

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Sunday, June 28, 2009

After Sunday comes Monday... f**k!



It's been a long and tiring week. On the seventh day, I'm nursing a backache, sipping my coffee and listening to some Tiesto CDs. Tiesto? I rather listen to the backward masking of Led Zeppelin records than some over-rated bi-sexual Dutchman.

So what kind of people (blind) really embrace Tiesto? People who are braindead like these two bimbos... who will probably end up getting a migraine just trying to pronounce "Tits Ass Toe". I swear if I ever meet women like that, I'll ask them to dictate their cellphone numbers backwards... just to see them get flustered.



*LS (laughing sarcastically)

Speaking of Dutch... Sied van Riel. More details when I get them :)

In the meantime, back to the Sunday Times and some Motown.

Oh, not forgetting the new product to combat the H1N1 virus...



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Saturday, June 27, 2009

I have a splitting headache!


The fucking retired handyman neighbour upstairs of me is downright unreasonable and a fucking prick. On a bloody Saturday, when it's MOST people's rest day, he decides to build his own H1N1 quarantine facility. He's already built a nuclear shelter, his own airport runway, a cineplex, a mega-shopping mall, an Olympic stadium, an MRT station and probably his cown cemetery plot. When confronted and informed that it's not legal to do any noisy drilling except during "office hours", he says, "I don't know. Now what time already? You still sleeping?"

Fact. You can call the police to lodge a formal complain but they're going to give you the number of the National Environment Agency to call. Fact. No use calling because that department only opens during office hours. Fact. Contractors and this particular asshole knows this and thus are able to get away being the fucking inconsiderate mother-fuckers that they are with renovation work during prohibited hours.

This is the "beauty" of a well-organized nation who still thinks that they have the H1N1 spread within control when they're faced with new localized cases reported each day. The governing body still refuses to admit that their measures are not working. Why? Because being Singaporeans, MOST of us don't care about others but ourselves. So even if we come down with the suspected flu, because of the hassle of quarantine and medical checks, we continue our lives as per normal... i.e. going to Butter Factory, going to the hawker centre, going to the brothels and etc.

The widespread outbreak is imminent and we only have the selfish mentality of the general Singaporean to blame. Basically, if SARS and the bird flu didn't get us, something else will. Nonetheless, I wish the media would stop making such a big fuss over it. It's just like the common flu. Fatility rate is the same. If you're destined to go, then it's just your arse luck.

p/s I sincerely hope the man upstairs of me contracts the flu, develops complications and dies. That would be sweet justice! Or he could accidentally saw his hand off.

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Monday, June 22, 2009

More Dazed Out...

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Snapz from Dazed Out, 20th June 2009


OFF THE WALLS!

A super duper huge thank you to everyone that made it down to show your valued support , adoration for the music and your energy. It was epic. It was huge. It was legendary, to say the least. And it just keeps getting better, doesn't it? More and more new inductees mixing it up with our core supporters.

As for the detractors, complainers, whiners and disbelievers... last night was testament of your artistic short-sightedness.

p/s we really mean it want we say NO TIESTO crap.




The back-to-back set was off the roof, eh?

"Are we human? Or are we dancers?"


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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

More idiots...



Some people JUST don't get it. Then again, can't blame them for being born FUCKING RETARDED! One simple event, and I've got a barrage of stupid cunts asking really fucking stupid questions...

1. What's the line-up?
DUH... CAN YOU READ PROPERLY OR NOT?

2. Can you help me book table?
DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE IN-CHARGE OF THAT? CAN READ THE E-MAILER SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY?

3. What's the price for a bottle of Chivas?
I LOOK LIKE A MENU, IS IT?

4. It's my birthday on that day, can you play the "Happy Birthday" song.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU OWN THE CLUB? YOU SOME BIG FUCK?

5. I'm heading to Zirca first, if not happening, I come over, can?
FUCK OFF. YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED!

Some of you really think I'm damn bloody free to answer your fucking SMS questions. Let me get this clear. If you have ever asked me something over SMS and I've not replied... it really means... I CAN'T BE BOTHERED AND I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO... and that your questions falls into the category of "FUCKING IDIOT ASKING FUCKING IDIOTIC QUESTIONS!"

Now you know why I'm so disillusioned with the "scene" here? Too many dumbfucks around.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Updates


20 June 2009, Saturday
10pm - 4am

eM Studio @ Gallery Hotel
1 Nanson Road
For table reservations, please call 68369691

eM Studio's Trance brand is back after the talked-about last outing which left many new converts gasping for more! Get ready as we do it once again with Fred E, P@T and Yukun helming on the decks with their brew of Balearic tunes, Trance anthems, upfront releases and a healthy dosage of all-time classics and secret gems from their bags.

Doors open from 10pm!
First drink charge applies to those not in guestlist.

VERY Limited guestlist available on a first come first serve basis. EMAIL (yukun1@msn.com) before 17th June 2009, your FULL NAME and the FULL NAMES of your friends coming with you. Once your request is successful, you'll get a confirmation reply.

OFFICIAL GUESTLIST IS HERE
http://thegueslist.blogspot.com


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3 x-mini speakers will be won for the night.
Stand out with the x-mini stickers and be spotted by our x-mini ambassadors!


Early Bird Promos :
Housepours jugs 1-4-1 with any mixer @ $40 Nett (10pm-11pm)

All Night :
Carlsberg Bucket of 5 @ $30nett
Kronenbourg 1664 Blanc Bucket of 5 @ $30nett
Smirnoff Orange Twist 1 bottle @ $150, 2 for $280
Johnnie Walker Black Label 1 bottle @ $150, 2 for $280
Smirnoff Bombshell @ $8

FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE

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May Mix | June Mix


Fred's April promo mix.


#9 of P@t's Balearic Trance mix series.


From one of the best sun-drenched beaches in Asia.


Full-on Trance promo mix from Lunus.

YUKUN PODCAST | PROGRESSIONS PODCAST | ALTER-EGO PODCAST PROGRESSIONS FACEBOOK GROUP | DAZED OUT FACEBOOK GROUP

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Updates



LUSH MIX - PROGRESSIONS | THE EARLY HOURS
13 June 2009 (11pm - 12am)
99.5 FM
01. Jazper - Bleep Me Up (Ruben de Monde Remix)
02. Moonbeam ft. Avis Vox - Storm of Clouds
03. Carl Kennedy - Ride The Storm (Redroche & Countparis Remix)
04. Above & Beyond pres. Tranquility Base - Surrender (Jaytech Remix)
05. Andrelli & Blue ft. Hila - Transparent
06. Diego Donati & Franco Amota ft. Dani Vasile - Get Up And Go
07. Manian - Turn The Tide (Dave Darell Remix)
08. Delerium ft. Sarah McLachlan - Silence
(Niels van Gogh vs Thomas Gold Remix)
09. Mike Efex - Ordinary Perfection (Corydalics Remix)
10. Manvel Ter Pogosyan & Soren - Sand In Your Shoes
(Original Beach Mix)
11. M6 - Amazon Dawn
12. Cary Brothers - Ride (Remix)
13. Kenneth Thomas vs Airglow - The Promise (Sean Marx Remix)
14. Dennis Sheperd - Black Sun
15. Everything But The Girl - Missing (Tenishia Remix)
16. Mike Foyle pres. Statica - Bittersweet Nightshade
(Blake Jarrell Remix)


YUKUN | PROGRESSIONS | ALTER EGO

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Stupid as stupid fucking does!



Sometimes I really wonder if people actually use their brains at all. Apparently, most people don't. And sadly, the stupidity level is on a daily rampage.

People claim they know things but in actual fact, they know zilch.

Most recently, some dick complain that we don't do enough Trance gigs and that we're slacking. Firstly, we are NOT obligated to anyone thus even if we decide to call it a day, we answer to no one but our own pockets. Secondly, we are doing one this month at eM Studio and this dick now complains, "Why always there? The drinks are expensive."

Another complained once that Cafe Del Mar was "too far and inconvenient".

Find me a neighbourhood coffee shop willing to host a Trance gig, I'll get it organized.

Do here, you complain. Do there, you complain. Common denominator? Utter rubbish.

I don't mind if you bitch but when you slap yourselves across the face, pardon me for not bitching back at you.

Then I have another joker asking if I can wear sandals to the event.

Come naked. I'm sure no one will notice.

Of course, you're also bound to face the "general public idiot" who PMs me on Facebook and inquires if it's a R&B event. For fuck's sake. Did you eat one too many stupid pills? Me? R&B? When Hell freezes over. TWAT!

The one that takes the cake? After reading the EVENT PAGE in Facebook, he emails me asking me WHERE the event is held. When I asked him to READ properly, he replies that the event page doesn't indicate. I'm sorry that you're both BLIND and FUCKING RETARDED!

As if life in StinkaBore is not frustrating enough, I've got to face all these moronic sea-cucumbers-for-brains fuckers.

No wonder I'm so uninspired.

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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Reality Bites (Hard).


Still very much "not-in-the-best-of-moods". Hmmph... well, as a consolation perk-me-up for the moment, there's the pilot of Caprica. It's dark undertones should distract me from reality for a good 90 minutes or so.

Sadly, it'll not hide the fact that this country (and the reality of things) is getting more depressing by the day. And I still don't see how simple-minded folks can get so overwhelmingly excited that Lady Gaga or some stupid ass flash-in-the-pan noise-churning indie disco / nu rave act is coming. Like... so fucking what? The kid next door can make the same noise for a fraction of the fee on his bought-at-Carrefour synthesizer.

If I had a dollar everytime some stupid dick sends me such a mix demo, I'll be still in Koh Samui in my beach villa, and popping Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsieck champagne (US$275,000 a bottle) for all THREE meals a day. So if any of you twats who have been sending me those ear-drums damaging promo CDs... please, stop. No matter how you may try to "sell" me your gospel, I still think it's...

Crap.

p/s Anyone knows what the below sign means?



... no masturbation in public. :p

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Monday, June 08, 2009

I'm still not here!


With more than a week gone since I returned from Koh Samui, I'm even more uninspired and low-spirited with the way things are here in StinkaBore. I don't even look forward to waking up to a new day. I guess it's the way the country has becomed...

Souless, unimaginative and overly predictable.

Not to forget. The ridiculously high costs of living.

I miss Thailand. Their gracious nature and the slow pace of life. I miss the way I can forget all my troubles and pretend (for just a while) that I was in paradise. I miss being myself and not having to pander to anyone's expectations. I miss being me.

I miss waking up to the sounds of waves in the morning... sitting by the patio with my coffee and ciggie... watching the clouds fly by. I miss not having to worry about life and what repercussions lie ahead.

F**k. Come to think of it, I'm kind of depressed.

Shit.

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Saturday, June 06, 2009

Excuse me for this dumbass joke...



What do you call a Singh that is angry?

"Tui Nia Singh"

(don't know how to translate for the non-dialect speaking readers)

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Sianism!



Since returning from Koh Samui, I'm even more uninspired with StinkaBore. So excuse me for the lack of updates here. Everything about this country is just so... zzzzz!

So until the next proper blog entry from me, here's a picture of an extremely wet pussy for your viewing pleasure...


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