Friday, May 01, 2009

Got hair?

Gorilla salad
As defined by Urban Dictionary as "some nasty ass untamed pubic hair that protrudes out of the panties; an overgrown bush; a muff with a horrendous amount of fur."

There were some people that emailed me to say that shaved / trimmed privates are over-rated. Don't make excuses, you hairy bastards. Just admit that you're not the master of your bodily hairs and that you just can't tame the wild growth.

Just for your infomation, "manscaping" is not entirely exclusive among metrosexuals. And neither do you experience decrease in your manlihood if you give your pubic area some shave or in a maintainable condition.


Hairy sexy? Ewww...!!!

If you think a clean pubic area makes you less attractive, according to many surveys conducted before, women had voted for men with shaved privates than those over-grown hairy men. The issue behind is not entirely the gender disorientation; rather, the aesthetic value of having a man with cleaner and clearer "personality". Many women have indicated verbal preference for cleaner and less hairy sex.

References :
Women's Studies International Forum, 26, 333-344 . Trotter, M. (2005, February).


And if you're one of those that look something like this, you have my condolences...



... try advertising for a gorilla as a mate.

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