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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Are they lying again?

Don't believe EVERYTHING you read or have been told.

Captured on April 1st. (a rather convenient date)

Disclosed by Najib in private conversation with PM Lee Hsien Loong. PM then tells Kan Seng, but other ministers kept in dark. Told to public five weeks later only after press query.
(you mean to say the press is more well-informed and resourceful than our ministers?)

Swam across Johor Straits on a limp and a flotation device.
(he's on steroids?)

Lived quietly in Skudai for one over a year. Reportedly sold Ramli burgers. (OK, I made up the burger bit of it!)

Malaysian Govt rejects suggestions that Johor has JI presence.
(Hello? Who are they kidding?)

Najib is uncommitted on repatriation. (Why? Go figure!)

And now this dodgy mugshot published by The Star...

Compare that with the countless photoshop-ed parodies on the net!

OK, granted that JUST maybe he's in Malaysian custody. I really hope they have far better and superior holding facilities than our so-called detention centre. Otherwise, he'll break his record of escaping in 11 minutes...

ESSENTIAL READ!

Mr Wong very wayang. Die die still say he very capable.

KNS.

Bodoh! If that channel is so easy to swim across and that even school kids can do it, won't we be having an influx of immigrants and escapees? For the sake of argument, lets say he did manage to swim across (with a half-fucked leg)... that means our coastguards were sleeping! More ever, security forces were apparently deployed to coastal areas right after his "escape" from detention. So what are we to believe? Our forces are completely hopeless or some one is a very bad liar.

You might as well tell the public that he scuba-dived across, or better still, he somehow managed to secure a mini-sub. Seriously, do consider hiring a proper scriptwriter instead of cooking up your own hogwash.