Saturday, January 30, 2010

Can you believe this?

If you think William Hung was bad, check out this "dericate frower"...



Can someone please, for f**k's sake... PLEASE SHOOT HER! Seriously. WHAT THE F**K? She's making and selling albums (see here), she's being booked for concerts and appearance; and the media's really treating her as a genuine talent! Seriously! Is this a joke or what? Very "Unbeweavabre" singer with no "tarent"!

Still not convince that this is not at joke?



Thanks for giving Asians a bad name, you stupid cunt! Now can SOMEBODY, ANYBODY... please shoot her and put her out of misery?

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Don't miss out!!!


HAHAHA!

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

If Adam was gay...



... we wouldn't even be here! HA!

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Another week begins...

Arrggh... and so begins yet another freaking week!

go shower and sleep!



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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Avatar Porn




What were you thinking? Real porn?

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Things that I'm looking forward to in 2010 (1st Quarter)

Firstly, it's the opening of Marina Sands casino. Screw Resort World. It's Genting Holdings and the pay is shit... and it's a Malaysian company... which is like... err... "fuck no!"

Anyway, due in THREE month's time or sooner (pending gaming license approval), I won't have to endure the tedious ferry ride or be away from the country every week. And with the new offer I received this week... I'll be in the thick of the action in punter's world! Long story, hard to explain.

For those familiar with Bacarrat, this is the ultimate dream result :



NATURAL NINE!


The other is Paramore's first ever concert in Singapore on 7 March 2010, at the Indoor Stadium... WOOT!!!



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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

An example of a f**k nut.

Here's why rednecks are f**king retards...


Not very convincing when you have a problem reading and trying to pronounce "big" words from cue-cards... and especially in that monotone voice that sounds more like the drone of a lawn-mower. And using the words "IF" and "MAY" when delivering a so-called premonition is somewhat oxy-moronic. And IF you actually, for a single moment, believe this f**k nut... please do us a favour and kill yourself.

It's 12 days till the end of January 2010. Quick go "prepare yourselves".

DUH!!!

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Crashing Out!

The saying is true about "one being born every minute". One idiot, that is. Recently, another fly-by-night promoter attempted yet another failed venture. The event, boasting a has-been international brand and a DJ line-up that would only interest the uninitiated, clashed with an event I was organizing.

To be completely honest, I was the brand's ex-ambassador and I certainly know that it's heydays are gone. It no longer represented today's Trance scene. It's just a sad excuse to squeeze money out of clueless punters. So was I worried? No... because at the end of the day, I know I'm going to say...



Whatever I predicted happened. Bad set-up due to inexperience. Mediocre draw due to a pathetic DJ line-up. Untested venue. Which all led to the inevitable loss of a huge sum of money. Want our opinion of what went wrong? EVERYTHING and the lack of MARKET RESEARCH. Apparently, God wasn't on their side after all.

Funny thing is that those punters that paid money to attend, despite the disappointing turn-out and bad audio incident, they tried to console themselves by saying, "it ain't THAT bad because the transport logistic was very good... and I took pictures with the DJs."

Say what you want. Elsewhere, we were making history and ushering in 2010 in memorable style. So do you trust US in what we do, or some cracker-jack that has no track record whatsoever? And do you want me to repeat myself again... I TOLD YOU SO!

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Lesbian jokes are pretty funny, actually...


NO DICK FOR ME, THANK YOU!!!

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

All I want for Chinese New Year...


... and I hope the God Of Fortune and Santa Claus is not the same person because I didn't what I wanted for Christmas because I was a bad boy last year. *LOL

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Just how dumb can YOU get?



Notice how the various bodies of authority here on this island seems to be all having the same retarded mindset no matter what kind of situation or problems they face?

Traffic jam?
Put up more ERPs and increase road tax.

Passengers eating in public transport?
Fine them.

Drunk driving?
Increase alcohol tax.

More people are taking up smoking?
Increase tobacco tax.

Orchard Road getting too predictable?
Lets build ANOTHER redundant shopping mall.

Work force not enough?
Lets welcome more foreign workers.

Population figures dropping?
Dangle insignificant money carrot to encourage couples to fuck more.

Don't know who to use as host for big televised event?
Gurmit Singh (again!)

Ran out of ideas for TV programming during the festive season?
Repeat old crap because the consumers are idiots that have been brainwashed by the governing authorities since the longest time ever.

Government approves of casino opening.
Goverment sets up anti-gambling council.

YOU DON'T SOLVE AN ISSUE BY GIVING A SOLUTION THAT LEADS TO OTHER PROBLEMS!

You cover up one hole by digging another hole and so forth. I swear monkeys make better decisions than the people that are in-charge of this fucking excuse of a country.


So it's 2010 and the anticipation lies in the opening of the two Integrated Resorts. OK, lets be honest and call it what it's meant to be. CASINOS. Do you really care if both of which have countless restaurants, bars, shopping malls, cineplex and the usual crap that's ALREADY AVAILABLE at every bloody corner you turn? Besides the theme park at Resort World, everyone else is just interested to throw their lives away at the casino gaming tables. Sorry if I seem negative but I work in the casino management line and for every 10 people I meet, 8 will not succeed in making money; especially when they don't have some kind of play system to adopt.



End of the day, the HOUSE always wins.

Anyway back to the rant. Due to the excitement of the upcoming opening at Resort World and the predictable sudden influx of visitors, now Sentosa wants to increase the entrance fee into the island... apparently to encourage people to take public transport instead of driving in. The problem lies with the infrastructure of the island. The island has more than enough space to make wider roads. They fuck-up their initial development and refuse to remedy it despite one of the IRs being situation on it. So in order to solve the traffic problem? Increase cover charge. Sounds pretty familiar. 101 in problem solving, Singapore style.

And from insider source, they are also intended to increase the entry fee via monorail from the usual $3 to $5... once again, "to cope with the heavy human traffic". Seriously, what the fuck? The reason Sentosa has been a white elephant in the first place... is the stupid transport system within the island and the pointless entrance charge. How many bloody attractions have come and gone on that island?

Personally, if I was running Sentosa, I wouldn't care if it was flooded with people. More is always better than some. That's the whole idea of trying to put the IR there in the first place, right? And now they want to curb car / human traffic. That makes as much cock sense as... the four Banglahs groping the Thai transvestite incident.

Hello, just admit that you (Sentosa) just want to make more money out of these (hidden) charges. You know it, I know it. So stop beating around the bush. Not every Singaporean is a stupid as you think we are.

Thankfully, I'll have NOTHING to do with Resort World, Sentosa and whatever upcoming idiotic bureaucracy that is to follow. I await April's opening date for...

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Friday, January 08, 2010

HAHAHA!

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Download goodie!

Relive the magic of Dazed Out NYE...


DOWNLOAD HERE



YUKUN | PROGRESSIONS | ALTER EGO

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Keep The Party Alive!!!

In order to keep this mad party alive...


... we need you to sign the petition so that the club owner(s) don't let R&B and retro kill PROPER TRANCE!


http://www.petitiononline.com/groover/petition.html


Thank you!

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