Sunday, December 12, 2010

Bitch is back!

ZoukOut 10th Anniversary... best LINE-UP ever...



I'm not going to say anything further except...

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!



Does this look kind of cool? It certainly isn't because even if you master it eventually, you'll still have none of the skills a regular DJs has because this game has NOTHING TO DO with the artform. Best case scenerio, you'll be slightly better than Tiesto or David Guetta. Then again, if you actually brought this along to a club to hook it up, you deserve to have "KING NOOB" tattoo-ed on your forehead!

You see, if you're really thinking of getting into DJing, the amount you spend on this stupid game would actually get you a decent actual "economy" DJ setup. Don't get me wrong. Video games are great for stress release, time wasting, minor mind exercise and in some cases, getting you laid. But this? Guitar Hero was bad. This just takes the cake. What next? Evangelist Hero? How to be religious and yet be a complete liar... and still make shit loads of money.

Sure, I'm Gen X but I really don't understand the point of this. Really! Whatever happened to good old-fashioned "shoot 'em up" or Mario Bros or a PROPER simulator game?

It's not that I don't embrace new ideas and technology advancements. Some things are just fucking pointless or redundant! Why I don't Twitter? For fuck do I want to tell everyone everything that I do or where I'm at right now? I don't own an iPad, not because it's useless; but for the simple fact that I've no use for it. For the record, I don't have a DJ setup at home either... simply because it's the last thing I want to see when I'm home.

STOP EMBRACING THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF BEING "IN".

And you know whatelse is fucking redundant?



AO(YUCKY) and TITS-ASS-TOE


posted by Adminstrator @ 1:25 PM 13 comments

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Giuseppe Ottaviani


Simple tune with a chorus to melt into.
I can't wait for the remixes to be released.

posted by Adminstrator @ 2:09 PM 6 comments

Friday, March 19, 2010

Mix Shows

For those subscribe to the Progressions Podcast... please check here for further shows while the host site sort their legal shit out...

http://progressions-promo.blogspot.com

posted by Adminstrator @ 12:23 AM 2 comments

Monday, March 08, 2010

Blue Monday

Here's something to ease the Monday glum...

posted by Adminstrator @ 3:47 AM 8 comments

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Progressions Podcast

NEW PODCAST EPISODE AVAILABLE HERE

01. SoundLift - Paradise Lost (Balearic Mix)
02. Tritonal ft. Hannah Sky - Jump Off (Air Up There Mix)
03. Arjona - Hold Me (CJ Peeton Remix)
04. Woody van Eyden - B.O.B. (CRX Remix)
05. Anguilla Project - Advanced Reaction
06. OceanLab vs Mike Shiver - If I Could Fly On The Surface
(Daniel Kandi Mashup)
07. Dash Berlin - Never Cry Again (Amurai's Yerevan Mix)
08. Rory Gallagher - Dark Side Of The Sun (MaRLo Remix)
09. Priority One - Precision Movement (Andy Tau Remix)
10. Liquid Nations - Laguna Nights (Moonrush Remix)
11. Filo & Peri ft. Linnea Handberg - Let You Know
12. Faruk Sabanci & Aeden - Istanbul (Suncatcher Remix)
13. Markus Schulz - Do You Dream (Grube & Hovsepian Remix)
14. Darren Tate - Vespers
15. Activa - Salt Lake
16. Will Holland ft. Line Froyset - Things That Happen (Temple One Remix)
17. Ronski Speed - Aural Slave (Thomas Datt Remix)
18. Judge Jules with Headstrong - Could Be Love (Heatbeat Remix)
19. Filo & Peri ft. Nick Stufano - Music Matters
20. Jo Micali - Resynthesize (ReOrder Remix)

posted by Adminstrator @ 1:46 AM 4 comments

Saturday, March 06, 2010

PHHHOOAARR!


The benchmark has just been lifted higher!

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Ants have invaded this blog!

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

What a weekend... despite being sick!



Always the sun
After all
Always the sun
Like a wailing wall
Give me hope
Show some meaning

Always the sun
To strike a chord
Always the sun
To turn the world
Always...


Nothing like a super responsive floor that knows their stuff :)


posted by Adminstrator @ 1:56 AM 1 comments

Monday, February 15, 2010

Still in the mood?


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Get into my bed,
And I'll screw you!

posted by Adminstrator @ 2:55 PM 1 comments

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Welcome to the 2nd Class...

As of today, Singaporeans and Permanent Residents officially become...



Singapore Citizens or Permanent Residents must have a valid Casino Entry Levy to enter the casino. Person eligible to enter casino must be 21 years old or above. All entry levies are strictly non-refundable and non-transferable. Entry levies collected are paid to the Singapore Totalisator Board for social or charitable purposes.

Excuse me... charitable purposes? Who the hell will be ENSURING this? To be technically correct... Singapore Totalisator Board = The Government as state HERE under the terms and conditions. If that's the case, then can we safely say that there's no more need for charitable drives like the President's Charity, Community Chest and etc? I'm sure there'll be more than even "new" fundings coming your way.

So if SCPRs need to pay levy... who doesn't need to? TOURISTS and HOLDERS OF WORK PERMITS... meaning all those China flip flops, Banglah labourers and Pinoy hospilility labour force. So technically, that makes us SINGAPOREANS... SECOND CLASS!!!!

Thank you very much for clearing that up at last! To think that I actually wasted part of my life serving the nation. For fuck? For this injustice? Thanks a lot! I feel so much better! NOT!

Chee bye.



posted by Adminstrator @ 12:21 PM 2 comments