Sunday, December 12, 2010

Bitch is back!

ZoukOut 10th Anniversary... best LINE-UP ever...



I'm not going to say anything further except...

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!



Does this look kind of cool? It certainly isn't because even if you master it eventually, you'll still have none of the skills a regular DJs has because this game has NOTHING TO DO with the artform. Best case scenerio, you'll be slightly better than Tiesto or David Guetta. Then again, if you actually brought this along to a club to hook it up, you deserve to have "KING NOOB" tattoo-ed on your forehead!

You see, if you're really thinking of getting into DJing, the amount you spend on this stupid game would actually get you a decent actual "economy" DJ setup. Don't get me wrong. Video games are great for stress release, time wasting, minor mind exercise and in some cases, getting you laid. But this? Guitar Hero was bad. This just takes the cake. What next? Evangelist Hero? How to be religious and yet be a complete liar... and still make shit loads of money.

Sure, I'm Gen X but I really don't understand the point of this. Really! Whatever happened to good old-fashioned "shoot 'em up" or Mario Bros or a PROPER simulator game?

It's not that I don't embrace new ideas and technology advancements. Some things are just fucking pointless or redundant! Why I don't Twitter? For fuck do I want to tell everyone everything that I do or where I'm at right now? I don't own an iPad, not because it's useless; but for the simple fact that I've no use for it. For the record, I don't have a DJ setup at home either... simply because it's the last thing I want to see when I'm home.

STOP EMBRACING THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF BEING "IN".

And you know whatelse is fucking redundant?



AO(YUCKY) and TITS-ASS-TOE


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