.: yukun :.

I was at Bedok central to have my dinner after work. I standing by a stall deciding what to order when this woman, out of my line of sight shouted "SQ me, leh!"

As it was crowded and I don't know which side she was overtaking from, I just took a quick step left. Unfortunately, left of me was where she was intending to pass and I stepped on my toes. MOMENTARILY. What followed was deserving of an Oscar. Really!

"Aiyoh!!! My leg, ah!"

Stupid woman don't even know her anatomy properly. That's your FOOT, not your LEG.

Anyway, I apologized but she went on rubbing her FOOT and saying that there was an acute pain and that she better go to the doctor to see if anything is broken. Bitch, this isn't your lucky day because you just happen to cross path with perhaps one of the most sarcastic persona in Singapore blogsphere.

"Aunty, I only 55kg. My one FOOT step on you, that's about 27.5kg. The pressure was barely 2 seconds so that's an approximate 500 gram weight on your toes. Don't act so drama, ok?"

"HUH? I not Aunty, lah! What you talking"

(note that she's not really English speaking but I chose to converse in that language)

"Is it? I can't tell. You look old enough to be one. Anyway, if you want me to pay for your doctor fee, ask your lawyer to contact my lawyer first. If not, please fuck off!"

"You very rude leh. Step on people still use bad word!"

"Don't be a drama queen. You're not in TCS. Go away before I really step on your foot."

Of course, being a typical Singaporean that must have the last say, she went on and on and on about the "injustice" she's facing and etc. I couldn't be arsed because I had a good day at work and I'm not letting anything spoil the rest of my day. But really, some of you Singaporeans really don't know when to shut up. And don't get me started with those "ah sohs" that reserve seats for their friends at the casino table with tissue paper packs. We're not operating a hawker centre, ok? Stop asking me why cannot.