Why is it that Singaporeans always give themselves...
It's the school holidays. Hu-frakkin'-ray. And thus explains the influx of noobs and kids on the casino ship. Why kids? Because their parents only care for themselves... they want to try their luck at the tables and they can't be bothered to bring their kids for a decent holiday. What do the kids do onboard a casino ship that has no activities catered for them? Run amok in the restaurant and create a ruckus at the open deck. Tomorrow, I'm organizing a "throw-as-many-kids-off-the-deck" contest. We're going into shark-invested waters tomorrow so I leave the rest up to your imagination.
Anyway, why do I say Singaporeans are always slapping themselves in the face? Well, the casino is out of bound to anyone below the age of 21. Apparently, international law states casinos are allowed only to wipe the bank dry of anyone from 21 years old and above. Today. we had a mother, happily walking the kids through the casino.
"Mommy, what is this place?"
"Kids, this place is an evil place. People that come here are no good."
When reprimanded by security why she brought her kids INTO the casino for a little excursion, she claims she did not see the HUGE neon sign at the entrance that states NO ADMITTANCE to anyone below the age of 21... in FOUR FRAKKIN' LANGUAGES!
Ignorance is bliss? More like you're a bloody moronic woman with no common sense.
The ultimate self-induced slap was...
"Kids, you all go to the open deck to play, ok? Mommy wants to go back in and gamble."
Just a couple minutes ago, what did she say the casino was? Well, I guess mommy's not a "good person" either.
Anyway, why do I say Singaporeans are always slapping themselves in the face? Well, the casino is out of bound to anyone below the age of 21. Apparently, international law states casinos are allowed only to wipe the bank dry of anyone from 21 years old and above. Today. we had a mother, happily walking the kids through the casino.
"Mommy, what is this place?"
"Kids, this place is an evil place. People that come here are no good."
When reprimanded by security why she brought her kids INTO the casino for a little excursion, she claims she did not see the HUGE neon sign at the entrance that states NO ADMITTANCE to anyone below the age of 21... in FOUR FRAKKIN' LANGUAGES!
Ignorance is bliss? More like you're a bloody moronic woman with no common sense.
The ultimate self-induced slap was...
"Kids, you all go to the open deck to play, ok? Mommy wants to go back in and gamble."
Just a couple minutes ago, what did she say the casino was? Well, I guess mommy's not a "good person" either.
And then we have noobs that go to the Blackjack table and then upon drawing DOUBLE ACES, demand to be paid THREE TIMES the amount. Helloooo... international Casino here, not Singapore Blackjack, ok? Learn the REAL rules of the game first before saying stupid ass things like "but when I play with my friends, we pay THREE times!"
Most Singaporeans don't think before they speak and I think that's why Singapore ranks pretty high on the "stupid-as-frak" chart on the international scale.
Most Singaporeans don't think before they speak and I think that's why Singapore ranks pretty high on the "stupid-as-frak" chart on the international scale.
posted by Adminstrator @ 9:20 PM
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