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Monday, June 02, 2008

Moron Inc.

If I had a dollar for every fucking stupid question asked by you Singaporeans, I would be as rich as Donald Trump... corrections, 10 times richer than he is. Seriously, some people really don't use their brains at all. Either that or they're really retarded. Just that they don't know it. Maybe the breast milk they had as an infant was defective.

Customer #1 : "Excuse me, you got any song about heartbreak and break-up?"
You fucking idiot. 50% of contemporary pop music is about that. But this guy was genuine. He even explained that he's getting it as a gift for a friend who just had a break-up. What a fucking bastard, eh? You're supposed to be CHEERING UP your friend and not remind him/her of the sorrow! Dim-fuck-wit!

Customer #2 : "You got Iron Man? The one that's in the cinema now."
Yah, got. Pirated cinema version. You want? Actually, you answered your own question. Iron Maiden, you want? Stupid woman.

Gay #1 : "You got Sex In The City TV series?"
Obviously living under a fucking pink furry rock for the past two decades. It's fucking banned! And don't tell me local TV showed it. It's censored heavily, you muscle-mary! And don't act dumb by replying, "banned? how come?". Go ask your district MP why the local government is still so phobic about "taboo" subjects... including what you do with your "chocolate starfish".

Balding Heartlander #1 : "You got old songs from the 50's?"
Have but what exactly are you looking for. Telling me "I don't know" doesn't really help. By the way, your English damn fuck-type. PSLE fail is it? Your question got DOUBLE USAGE! And to think just one week ago, some Pinoy said I can't speak English.

Clueless Indon #1 : "I want Leslie Cheung but I don't know which album. Can I test all?"
I have no problem with you testing but wanting to go through a catalog of over 15 CDs just to find what you're looking for? I know you're rich but don't be a prick, can? Be considerate to the other pricks that are also shopping around for something that they themselves have no clue about.