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Friday, March 09, 2007

Sports Days are for retards!

7.30 a.m. in the morning, the freaking National Anthem followed by hysterical screams from the various "houses" from the primary school. Teacher goes on the P.A. system and screams like a hyena with an anal probe... "Let the whole estate hear you... everybody scrrrrrrrrreeeeaaaaaaaammm!"

Stupid bitch!

Don't you know it's unhealthy to encourage competitive spirit at such a young age? Also, screaming can lead to sore throats and migraines, you know? Mind you, some people don't work in the day and we need our sleep. Be considerate, you retarded "educational officers"! The whole estate DOES NOT want to hear you.

And what's the deal with getting parents involved too?

"Your dad sucks, he's last in the 100m dash! You suck too!"

"Oooh, look at how your mom tugs!!!"

Sports Day is a fucking social problem! It's nothing but legalized noise pollution and a waste of blank bullets.

"Green house is the champioooonnnnnn!!!"

Big fucking deal. Like anyone really cares! A sniper rifle would be really good right now! I wish one day soon, some kid is going to drop dead from running a race and then the governing bodies can go ban School Sports Days once and for all, or at least confine it to some stadium build on some remote offshore island... away from CIVILISATION!!!