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Thursday, March 08, 2007

The return of the Singapore Idiot!

Well, well, well... if love is all around then stupidity has got to be embedded in (almost) everyone of us. And the level of it just gets worse each day. The contestant for the long-awaited second installment is "Madam Heartlander-Cannot-Read". Happened just a few hours ago at...

A middle-aged woman walks up to the counter, cuts the queue boldly and proceeds to play "ask-you-a-few-stupid-questions". Holding a bunch of primary school educational books which clearly states PRIMARY 4 in bold print on the covers, and ask, "Excuse me, is this for Primary 4 students?"

No it's not. It's for twats like you who can't READ or SPELL.

Firstly, this is the CASHIER counter and we're all queueing up to pay. It's not the INFORMATION counter. Secondly, even if you need to ask the world's dumbest question, please queue up! If that's not enough...

"So my son is in Primary 5 now, can you use this?"

Sure he can. Judging from how stupid you are, I'm sure your son has the same genes as you do and is equally, if not, dumber!

And here's today's epidsode of the fabolous CHAD VADER!!!