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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Thanks for emailing me these jokes in the attempt to start my Saturday with a feeble giggle...

Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are standing in the yard somewhere in the hills of Arkansas. One says, "Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shopping today and bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!"

Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothing, my wife's dumber than that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered." They all laughed and laughed: "Nobody around here has plumbing!"

The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six condoms. Hell, she ain't got no pecker."