.: yukun :.

At the age of 23, Manchester United's Wayne Rooney is balding rapidly. And that was the topic of conversation with my dad last night as he was watching the highlights of the weekend's English Premier League.

I asked, "he's so young and probably has a controlled diet as a sportsman... yet he's balding. I'm sure all the other players have a similar diet. I guess it must be in his genes."

"No lah," my dad retorted. "Too much sex."

Sex = Loss of hair? WHAT? Since bloody when? Not that I know off. One thing though, masturbation causes blindness. (hahaha!)

*runs to mirror to check for thinning spots*

I know that sex relieves stress (that is if you can perform naturally), boosts the immune system with higher levels of the antibody immunoglobulin A, improves cardiovascular health, increases self-esteem (unless your manhood is like your last finger), improves intimacy, reduces pain by production of the hormone oxytocin, reduces the risk of prostate cancer (quick go f**k more!), strengthens pelvic muscles, and promotes good sleep (duh!). Sex also improves the sense of smell and urinary bladder control (so now you know why some people go to the toilet ever so often).

I guess my dad's making fast recovery from his heart surgery and was trying to pull a fast one on me. Nice one, dad! You almost got me... NOT! :p