.: yukun :.

Further proof that there's one fucking moron born every day... I received a phone call this morning and it goes a little something like this :

Person : "Hello? Yukun is it? I'm (name) from (production company). We would like to hire you for a private party."

Me : "Sure, date and price?"

Person : "New Year's Eve. $120."

Me : "Sorry. Date not available. And my fee is $(much higher)."

Person : "You booked for the eve already?"

Me : "Err... yah... way in advance."

Person : "Wah. How come ah?"

[INSERT SILENCE HERE]

Person : "How come your fees so high? We pay mobile DJs standard $120, you know?"

Me : "I'm not a mobile DJ."

Person : "Is it? What's the difference?"