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Friday, May 09, 2008

How some people fuck themselves over...

Have you ever woke up and wonder whatever has happened to your life? How far you are right now from all your hopes and dreams? It's not quite how you envisioned it to be, is it? Well, life sucks. That's a fact. Just have to keep living it like it's the last day on Earth. No time to waddle! You think your life's pretty fucked-up? Compare it with the following :

I don't know to have empathy or just laugh. I got a call from an old ex-classmate, confiding in me, which is strange because we were not really that close. I asked him why he's calling me. He said, "You've gone through it so I thought you're the best person to call."

Thank you. I feel so fucking privileged and honoured. Truth is, I was never in that thick a shit as you are drowning in right now.

Situation. He was going through a separation with his wife, after 2 years of "blissfulness". They've been apart for almost a year. He goes over to her place to pass her some documents to sign. They chatted. They started reminiscing about the "good old times". They got frisky and decided to do it one last time for sentimental reasons. No strings attached, just two consenting adults. Big mistake. Now she's pregnant. Way to go, you managed to knock her up when you're supposed to get divorced! Fucking brilliant.

Abortion, you say. Both of them come from strict Catholic background. Self-explanatory. Get back together? They have a love / hate thing going. She loves her job, he hates her. Heated words are a regular feature in their daily lives.

So now you're calling me for advice when you can't keep your sorry dick in your pants for once? I was never in such a dilemma. You, my horny little friend, are so fucking SCREWED. Literally. For once, I actually feel pretty good about myself. I know it's mean to be jubilant at someone else's misery... but...

p/s Be careful who you confide in and be specially extra conscious when you're around me. You never know who has a blog or who's written a novel. You might just be immortalized in text. Notably, no mention of names here.