.: yukun :.

Parents are funny bunch sometimes, especially when you catch them NOT PRACTISING what they PREACH. Today, my Dad dropped his handphone and it landed on his foot. He screamed out... "FUUUUCCKK!" I glanced at him and he immediately put on this ridiculously innocent look and said, "did I just say a curse word?"

"Fuck no, Dad. You didn't." (I just had to do it!)

Years ago, I came home after the first two weeks of being enlisted in the army and I swore a hell lot! From private organs to using all kinds of vulgarities as nouns and adjectives... in every situation imaginable.

"Son, we do not appreciate such language under this roof."

Granted, but does anyone remember the days when words like SHIT, ASSHOLE and BASTARD were taboo words? Not today though. Times have indeed changed and people are more "tolerant" and "broad minded". Nowadays, I've heard little spoilt brats call their Pinoy maids, "you stupid shit head!" and they get away with it. Well, you might be surprised to know that it's really OK to say "fuck". Well, at least in England is it...

So don't get mad at me if I ever call you a "fucking cunt". Afterall, it's become common usage with the Brits; so why not here since we're so import-conscious! In the meantime, I found the best DJ booth in the world ever! It's just missing the "please fuck off" sign.