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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Join my band!

I'm currently looking for follow DJs to form a tribute band called NO ORDER. TWO more males and ONE female. Not required to have any prior experience with music instruments or any music knowledge. As long as you know how to strap a guitar on and look bloody intense on the stage. Oh, you would need to prance around quite a bit to distract the audience from the fact that we're merely miming to New Order CDs. Must know ALL the lyrics to New Order songs by memory. Expect to tour the world actively... until our cover is blown. Alcohol and drug will be provided. Sex is optional.

Since Peter Hook get books for DJ gigs solely based on the back of New Order, I don't see way we can't do it the other way round... ahahaha...

I admit that I'm damn free but since the joke's still pretty funny, why not prolong it further till the next better one comes along. Here's the extended punchline. Watch him do the "drop-in's" to disastrous effect! It's not even on cue! And from an electro tune to a ska-ish track. Seriously... what the fuck? I think we would prefer if you stick to playing a pre-mixed free CD from Mixmag.

Peter Hook is still a good musician and we can't really blame him for trying to get some money in the name of New Order's fame. We can however, blame the clubs for trying to make a cheap buck. One thing for sure. I can never twist the knobs like he does and look like a stupid cunt!