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Sunday, November 04, 2007

This week's update

HOUSE BANDITS
feat. DJ Small
Wednesday 07 November
Doors open 10pm till late

eM Studio's new brand monthly celebrates the eve of Deepavali with everything cool and contagious in House music. Hosted by the residents deejays Razaq and Yukun, each month will see them roping in their fellow veteran peers along for the cause.

DJ Small made his debut as a club resident at the defunct Warehouse Disco in Singapore in 1990. Over the past 16 years his career includes club residencies for the likes of Amoeba, Milk Bar, H'uu Bar, Hard Rock Café (in Singapore, Malaysia & China) and more recently with Attica. Crowned the Singapore Champion of Heineken Music's Found@Thirst in 2002 at Zouk, he has gone to anchor the massive Singapore New Year's Eve countdowns at Sentosa Island four years in a roll as well as scoring countless gigs in Bali, Jakarta, Vietnam, Manchester, Ibiza and more. Reputated for cooking up a journey of deep/dark vibes layered with soulful, percussive and energic elements, he is anything but small!

This event is strictly by guestlist entry only. Please email your name(s) to yukun@ehgnet.com by 07 November (6pm) to confirm your names on the list.

WEBSITES : DJ Small / Event Page on Facebook / eM Studio

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07 November 2007 - Private Reserve (Show 81)
LUSH 99.5FM, 8pm.

01. NO NOISE – Expand Your Mind
02. KIMERA – Para Siempre
03. MYSTIC DIVERSIONS – Late Summer Rain
04. NICCO – The Castle
05. A REMINISCENT DRIVE – Ambrosia
06. FUNKY LOWLIVES – For Her Eyes
07. CHRISTOPHE GOZE – The Traveller
08. TARWATER – Across The Dial
09. THE LUSHLIFE PROJECT – Budapest Eskimos
10. MO’ HORIZONS – Remember Tomorrow
11. LEMONGRASS – Come In
12. PHONIQUE – You, That I’m With
13. UNIVERSAL FUNK – Kuta

"Living the lush life..."

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Last night's weekly fashion models night was as expected... a completely fucking boring and pointless affair! A superb waste of human resource, time and finance. It's gotten to be so fucking redundant! And it's certainly has become a fucking drag to DJ for a room of cheapskate "bimbos" and "himbos". I'm not discriminating nor stereotyping anyone. This was the conversation I happen to hear at the bar. Not that I'm in the habit of eavedropping but they were talking way too loud...

Model 1 : "Yeah, I met so-and-so and he promise to make me a top model."
Model 2 : "Oh, that's like so cool!"
Model 1 : "Yeah, he's teaching me to time management also"
Model 2 : "Save time? How?"
Yukun interrupts : "Pee in the fucking shower!"

And once again, we found a couple getting busy in the toilet cubicle once again... the bimbo trying to conceive a retarded offspring by giving a blowjob. And to the himbo that came out protesting that they did nothing wrong... corrections asshole, just by breathing you're already wasting precious oxygen. Get a fucking room. By the way, here's the proof!!!

Damn, I knew I should not have played Tom Neville's "Just Fuck". See what "dirty" music does to poverty-stricken horny models? The day we kill this stupid night, will be the day I actually look forward to work. At the moment, due to some "situation", I'm extremely disillusioned with what's going on.

In case anyone from the office reads this, THE FUCKING MORALE OF THE TEAM IS LOW!!! Thanks for constantly throwing a monkey wrench into the gears! Thanks for arming us with empty plastic bottles to fight the war! I may smile like everything's ok... but seriously? Things are so goddamn screwed-up!

Moving on, now my fucking neighbour upstairs decided to do some DIY carpentry and drilling work... at 9 fucking a.m. on a fucking Sunday morning! You mother fucking Singaporeans are such a gracious society indeed. Gracious my foot! Seriously, I swear the island is made up for 95% inconsiderate self-centered moronic wankers. To the elderly man that stays upstairs from me. I hope you accidentally fucking drill your own hand and DIE soon! Sunday's my only pathetic off-day and I can't get any proper uninterrupted sleep?

And to the indian chief of the monkey DJs... good luck with whatever it is you're trying to smoke out with regards to Axwell. With the amount of time you've spent name-dropping and bullcrapping, I've actually like managed to read a dozen hard-back novels, slaughtered a herd of cows, walked around the equator twice over and managed to attain nirvana. Who are you trying to smoke out? I wasn't born yesterday. Got talent I'd know. You remix for Axwell? With your limited grasp of music structure? Nice try... asswipe!

Going out to crash at sister's place. Getting another fucking headache from the drilling!!!!