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Thursday, November 01, 2007

More Facebook spams... grrrr!!!

Another day and yet more irritating Facebook application spams. Allow me to immortalize the guilty parties here!

Gino Mayki sent an invitation using Fight Club. Join Fight Club and be part of your friend's gang!. Want to join Fight Club?

No, I'm not interested in joining your gang or any gang for that matter... unless it's the chain gang. Make love not war, dude. Call me a tree-hugging hippie but violence is only the last resort I take if these spams continue. Dude, you can't be that fucking bored in Melbourne!?

Amin AJ sent a request using Hotness. Amin AJ thinks you're Hot and would like to add you to his Hot friends list. Does Amin make your Hot friends list?

Dude, you gay or something? You think I'm hot? Jeez! I don't swing that way at all. Not in this life or the next. And sorry, you don't make it to my "hot" list either because I don't have one. Another guy Fitri Hazlee thinks I'm hot too. What the? I'm suppose to appeal to the opposite sex. Damn, I must be doing something wrong...

Naomi Minase sent an invitation using Zombies. Dear victim, You have been bitten by Naomi! Become a Zombie and start biting other chumps! You can also fight other Zombies, Vampires & Werewolves now!

Seriously, please fuck off! I really don't see the fucking point of being a cyber creature. Friends don't bite / suck one another THAT way. This has got to be the most lame-ass application ever to exist! Naomi happens to be the spammer of the day as well, sending TWO other completely fucking redundant applications. Well done... and please try to get a fucking life!

Stanley Sim sent an invitation using Billiards. You've been invited to add the game Billiards ! Stanley wants you to add the Facebook application and even get a chance to win a free Nintendo Wii just for playing it!

Well dude, I wish I had that much free time as you. The only billiards I can afford to play right now amidst my schedule, of work and trying to get some decent sleep, is perhaps those balls in my pockets. Free Nintendo? I know for sure that nothing in this world is free... except for spams.

Cynthia Phua sent an invitation using Likeness. Cynthia Phua wants to see how alike you are. Take the "Uniquely You" quiz to find out!

Cynthia also spammed me with "a Throw a Pumpkin" application. Thanks, I would certainly like to throw SEVERAL right now. Kimberly Than also sent the Likeness spam. Seriously ladies, I doubt very much we're alike. I for one don't subscribe to all these pointless applications... and I don't have boobies or a twat.

Josephine Sue sent an invitation using If You Owned A Bar... Josephine wants to know what your bar would be called.

Well, that would be nice, wouldn't it? Having you own bar and such. For sure, I'd probably not name the bar after any of you spammers. Perhaps I'll call it... "FUCK NO, NOT ANOTHER SPAM!"

To end... fuck the fucking contractors. Fuck the new neighbour downstairs. Fuck the renovation company. I hope all of you contract STD and fucking drop dead! That's for all the fucking drilling and banging noise for the past 35 fucking days, Saturdays and Sundays included. And for waking me up spot on at 8 fucking a.m. in the fucking morning each mother fucking day! I've not had ample rest ever since... so yeah, FUCK YOU ALL and FUCK YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TOO! Wish they get some terminal shit as well.