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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Updates

Question asked during the weekly "charity drive" last night...
"Why you look so lifeless?"

Idiot! It's because the so-called "audience" is fucking pretentious, pointless and boring me to death! Now can you chuck along and leave me the hell alone too before you get OWNED? Chuck-face! By the way, electro is dumb. And there's no such thing as "dirty trance". Period.

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EVENT OF THE WEEK
DAZED OUT
with DJs Benesia, JonG and Yukun
28 September 2007, Friday
Doors open at 10pm till 3am

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eM Studio's monthly quality trance excursion is back with yet another night of great tunes, great mates and a generally good time. This month, joining the line-up is JonG, who's played a truckload of blistering guest sets the past years both locally and abroad.

Strictly by guestlist only!
Email yukun1@yahoo.com your full name
+ friends to get on the list.
The list is limited so first come first serve!

Limited Dazed Out #2 promotional mixed CD by Yukun...
... for those still around at the end of the night :p

Visit DAZED OUT on Facebook

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26 September 2007 - Private Reserve (Show 75)
LUSH 99.5FM, 8pm.

01. HACIENDA – Flying As I Fall
02. QUANTIC – Absence Heard, Presence Felt
03. AFTERLIFE feat. FEDERICA – Half Time
04. RANTNABALI – Breeze (Baul Dimenson & Murphy Remix)
05. AIM – Northwest
06. GRANDABOB – Hide Me
07. CLUB DES BELUGAS – Nerono
08. NIGEL HOPKINS feat. MARIA JOAO BRANCO – Karizma
09. THIEVERY CORPORATION – Supreme Illusion (Nickodemus Remix)
10. KID STONE feat. AFTERLIFE – Sleazebag
11. PLASTYC BUDDHA – Maracuja Pool
12. SWEET COFFEE – Keep On Running (Buscemi Remix)
13. MARIO – Another One (Glom Mix)

"Horizontal pleasures..."

BARSOUNDS presents The Lush FM House Party Mix
29 September 2007
LUSH 99.5FM, 9pm. (repeated on 1 October 2007 @ 8pm)

Mix One
01. Tomy Novy feat. Lima – Closing Time (Extended Mix)
02. Moony – For Your Love (T&F vs Moltosugo Klub Mix)
03. Tokyo feat. Siobhan – Love Come Down (12’’ Mix)
04. Marco Polo Cecere – Vida De Samba (Electro Mix)
05. DJ Jose – Stepping To The Beat (Soul Avengerz Remix)
06. Danny Howells – Breathe (Celia Dweller Remix)
07. Master At Work – Work (Riff N Rays Remix)
08. Strike – U Sure Do (Tall Paul Mix)

Mix Two
01. Groove Armada – Superstylin’
02. Alex Gaudino & Paulsander – The Year Of The Cat (Original Mix)
03. Axwell – Feel The Vibe (Original Mix)
04. Uniting Nations – Ai No Corrida (Sharp Boys Club Mix)
05. Starchaser – West End Girls (Le Soleil Remix)
06. Playmaker feat. Lisa Law – Coming Alive (Jay Cox Remix)
07. Bassmonkeys feat. Naomi Marsh – The Answer (Original Mix)
08. Tune Brothers feat. Anthony Locks – I Like It (Wawa Remix)

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Forewarning

To all those DJ wannabe's that are trying to smoke / blag their way into scoring gigs, I'm going to be damn blunt from here forth. No I don't know / or care whatever regional shitty DJs you're trying to "sell". Sorry to say that the DJs I know are beyond regional and have all played in Singapore in the past to full rooms. Plus they aren't wankers like you. International vs Regional? Which makes more marketing sense in our current clubbing environment? Idiot. I hate all that "big talk" when it actually amounts to a fart of a plankton. And also, please do not ever FUCKING request to "jam" with me unless you can meet the following pre-requisites...

01. Understanding to harmonic and key phasing
02. 10 and above years of deck exposure
03. A proven track record
04. Accolades that I may have yet to achieve
05. You're not a bragging asshole
06. You don't drop names
07. You don't patronize me for own agenda
08. You know how to use other gears besides Pioneer CDJ-1000s
09. You don't get on my nerves
10. You don't SUCK at DJing

To put it in local terms that you might understand. Yukun don't like "yah-yah papaya punks". I've been there and done it. Nothing you say is impressive. Pay your bloody dues first and stop being a goddamn poseur. If you only know what the other club owners / marketing managers / resident DJs are saying about you. Notably, if you can handle the truth, let sit down, allow me to reality-slap you for about an hour and then send you off to buy me some cigarettes. In the meantime, since you've managed to pissed me off effortlessly just by BEING YOURSELF... please fuck off and take your smoke grenades elsewhere.