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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Note to wannabe DJs

For the benefit of those aspiring to be DJs... please note that having the latest tunes, or having the money to buy the so-called best industry standard gear, or possessing the ability to jump around like a monkey... sadly, does not make you a DJ at all. True that we're in the digital age but if you don't know the basics or know how to adapt and operate any other gears besides those you know, then I really strongly suggest you go to the nearest bookstore and buy the following book. It should help... hopefully. A brief glimpse into Chapter One, don't talk big in front of seasoned DJs, we aren't easily impressed... all we hear is nonsensical babbler from a chipmunk.

... and stop being a name-dropping parasite! Whatever names you drop, can you beat being personally invited and attending Paul van Dyk's private wedding party at Winter Music Conference? So spare me the tall stories because I have skyscrapers that tower above yours. We don't take kindly to "papaya"-types. Pay your dues and tame that monkey first... and then if we deem you attitude is in the right place... then maybe we might consider a firmer handshake.

This posting is so mega-OWNAGE! I've never felt so accomplished for months!

3 Comments:

At 8:25 PM, razaq said...: Name-dropping..... let's see...hmmm
... seen Oakey naked with 10 Thai girls. We shared a bong together... We pee-ed at Pete Tong's limo... watched & laughed at Danny Rampling crawled to his hotel room, Roger Sanchez scratch his balls while trying to mix Another Chance ...... need more...? People wanna drop names....?? Nigger Prease....!!
At 10:23 PM, Benesia said...: Humm, I only watched Nick Warren "zhao Bit"....

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At 5:37 AM, Adminstrator said...: Yah... people wanna drop names coz "people" director of dunno what lame ass fly-by-night company.

Best thing... as you know by now, the names dropped always draw a blank look from me.