.: yukun :.

The world of smart asses.

There was an incident a few weeks ago which I wanted to rant about but here it is, better late than never. It has since become an insider joke amongst those in-the-know.

A customer at a club asked if the DJ can play something different. Being a rather vague statement, the DJ reverts "What do you mean? What do you have in mind?"

"I don't know. Just something different."

"Could you be more specific, for example, give me a range to work on?"

"Anything. As long as it's something different!"

That patron is a perfect example of a f**king smart ass. Hee-haw! Sadly, there are many like such in our society. Anything can be something different. Sure, would you like some classical from the Renaissance era? Or perhaps you're snooty enough to appreciate some superficial new age crap? Or maybe not. How about some death metal? Tell you what, here's something really different... the mating call of a sperm whale.

Don't you just hate it when people are as vague as the politicians running your district? I mean, know what you bloody want instead of talking for the sake of making some insignificant noise. Hands up those who have asked your date, partner or whatsoever, what they would like to eat and the answer given was "anything". It's damn frustrating, ain't it. Sure, anything. Have some stir fried cat's tongue with roasted locusts.

That's one bloody thing I can never endure. Undecisiveness. It's either you know or your don't. No point acting like you do and then instead of giving a straight answer, you say "I'll get back to you" and then take about a decade to revert. There is only YES or NO. That makes life make less complicated than MAYBE.

Anyway, for the sake of all the smart undecisive assholes out there... I present to you, the Yukun & Daniel Storey's SOMETHING DIFFERENT latest offers...

And to answer the eternal questions that have plagued me ever since... "how come you don't seem to be excited or interested that so-and-so DJ is playing this weekend?" and "why you never go to DJ yadda-yadda last night?"

Four words. Been there, done it.

If you make this your profession, the last thing you want is to be in the same environment on the days you're not working... unless there's a damn good valid reason. Also, it's so very uncool to be an eager beaver and getting your panties in a bunch and say, "oh my f**king God, this DJ is coming to town! I'm so exciting. My balls are quivvering! I can hardly contain my enthusiasm!"

Trust me, that's how some people seem to project whenever some international big names are coming. I swear some of them actually sound gay, especially if it's some disillusioned male fan that goes, "He's so good, he rocks my world!"

Otherwise, a quiet night off is always the best option. Be it alone or not, that's not a issue to be discussed here. And tonight, is going to be a great night to double my $100 and watch Arsenal crumble to the team they most fear... Bolton.

Oh, just received a promo of Ferry Corsten's remix of the Prison Break theme. I've have to say, thank God he did not electro-fied it! A nice little dark rework that should have Michael Scofield and Lincoln prancing around that sinister Asian secret service guy (that's in Season 2)! Will save this for Progressions NYE.

Have a nice and safe weekend, mmm-kay? Come on, Bolton!

posted by Adminstrator @ 7:21 PM