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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Singapore has porn stars?

Having the crappiest week of my life thus far. Don't wish to talk about it or dwindle about it. It's long weekend and I intend to go back to my bed to sleep the Sunday away.

Reading today's newspapers... the front headlines. This country never fails to amuse me sometimes. Beside producing broken English-speaking Miss Universe contestants, who would have figured that in this overly-sanitized island; we're capable of generating international porn stars? Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of porn so I don't really know much but apparently, this one got iced by her (pastor) boyfriend. NEWS.

Felicia Tang

I usually don't like to make a mockery out of death... but... PASTOR? PORN? Tortured. Murdered. What the f**k? Exorcism gone wrong? From the news article, one can summarize that porn / sex make MOST people happy while religion (of all kinds), is just downright WRONG. Wars and conflicts are fought for the sake of religion. Religion generates extremists who in turn, kill others. So what the fuck is religion good for, besides creating more hypocrites? Nothing. Sex on the other hand, just makes us love ourselves more.

Some of you will question and judge the victim's moral character. You're just fucking ignorant. The issue is the CRIME and the character of the "preacher" boyfriend (the supposed man of God). Nonetheless, the media is using the "porn star" angle to sensationalize the news. She was only a NUDE model. A typical case of fraudulent journalism, which isn't the least surprising. Never believe EVERYTHING you read. Media hype is nothing but lies.

Speaking of which, the king of fraud DJing... New Order's Peter Hook is back. The promoter that booked him ought to be castrated for being an "ignoranus" that's just cashing in on BIG names without any thought for QUALITY. So what Underworld's performing? Ain't the same without Darren Emerson. Anyways, been there, done it. Caught them (the original line-up) in Glastonbury. And that's good enough to last me a lifetime.

Which leads me to the COCK OF THE YEAR... someone who for some strange unmentionable reasons, always has something to say about the venues we use to host our brand nights (Dazed Out + Progressions). It's always complains about service. If not, it's the drink prices. Otherwise, it's the location of the chosen venue. There's just no pleasing this wanker.

"Can you hold you events elsewhere?" he asked.

Can. In your house? At your neighbourhood coffee shop? Or better still. Since you've always got something to say and complain about the venues, why not you put your money where your mouth is and open your own club. Then we talk. If not, PLEASE don't proclaim that you like our music and that you support us. WE DON'T NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

Cock!

OK, it's Sunday and I'm going back to bed to enjoy life's greatest luxury... SLEEP!