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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Pubic in public (the private hair issue)

The following photo is rather queasy. If you have a weak stomach, I suggest you stop reading. Otherwise, cringe with me as we debate further into the redundancy of pubic hair.

I'm beginning to hate male public urinals because 8 out 10 are always decorated with pubic hair. I don't know about the female toilets and whether they suffer the same undesirable dilemma. I hope they do too, otherwise, this is a shameful spotlight on men lacking in presentation.

What i don't understand is why all the loose ends? Is it because some people have too much salt in their diets? Is it because there's so much hair there that there's no longer anymore vacancy and the older ones need to be evicted? Or do some of you do some pubic hair grooming while you pee? Seriously, what the FRAK? It's bloody gross, ok?

Really, what's the point of having pubic hair?

If you Google on why we have hair "down there", the most common answer is, it's signal the coming of adulthood.

Fair enough. But I think facial hair (for men) and a pair of boobs (for women) are sufficient signals.

Others explain it as a billboard that nature places on our bodies that signals "hey! look over here!" to others with whom we're intimate with.

Erm... I think a woman with "shaved beaver" would be more of a turn-on. I mean, I would stare at a bush, and I'd be thinking, "we need a lawn mower!"

Clinically, it's proclaimed that all our hair (no matter where) helps to protect certain parts of our body, regulate body temperature, and/or catch our natural "scent" (called pheromones) that is produced in our sweat to attract others.

Excuse me, not that we walk around naked but do we really need pubic hair to regulate the temperature there? Do we really need to keep things warm and stuffy down south? And what scent can it possibly emit? The Hokkien curse of "chow chee bye" didn't just derived from nowhere. To be fair, women have been known to describe dicks as "cheesy smelling" . So guys, don't think your package smells like a rose garden, especially if it's sprouting overgrown hair.

The question remains, is pubic hair really necessary?

I don't know about the rest of you but personally, I think pubic hair is more a repellent than anything else. It serves no decorative nor attractive purpose and it's a perfect humid breeding ground for pubic lice (crabs), which are these frakkin' monstrous looking critters...

And the only effective treatment and prevention known to mankind since the ancient times, beside pouring kerosene and setting your private area on fire, is this :

By the way, the same applies to armpit here too.
Completely pointless.

2 Comments:

At 1:23 PM, PurpleLush said...: Aiyoh...I so totally agree with you..I personally feel and think that LONG PUBIC HAIR is not manly or SEXY AT ALL!!! IT'S DAMN DISGUSTING!!! At least trim it lah...or...perhaps pleat it into a pig-tail if you DIE DIE DUN WANNA GROOM IT??!!! BOYZILLIAN is an in thing now...I seriously think it's quite necessary to GROOM down south...esp men...otherwise...any other related businesses can be quite gross...your photo with LONG PUBIC hair on toilet bowl is one good example.
At 10:06 PM, Adminstrator said...: See? And that's yet another female perspective of this "over-grown" issue.