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Friday, April 03, 2009

Ownage...

It's the weekend so I thought it'd be nice to offend some people...

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One fine day, Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong visited India to meet their PM to negotiate trade terms.

During the lunch break the Prime Minister of India suggested taking PM Goh for a spin in his helicopter and view India 's city lifestyle.

As PM Goh was enjoying the bird's eye view from above, he noticed an overpopulated village with unhygienic living conditions. A man was even shitting in his backyard.

PM Goh was fast to comment how unsightly it is and that India 's people are so uncivilised.

India 's PM was so humiliated and vowed to himself that he'll humiliate PM Goh when he gets to visit S'pore.

When he really did visit S'pore the following month, PM Goh too offered him a ride in his helicopter to see the Singaporean lifestyle. For a whole hour, India 's PM was trying hard to spot a fault. Finally he saw a place where people literally littered the streets, and as he had a closer look, he even noticed a man shitting on the grass verge.

He quickly pointed out to PM Goh about it and said, "'You said Singapore was nothing like India. How do you account for this?'"

PM Goh looked closer, smiled and replied "'Aaahhh.. we called that place - Little India."

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There are three major races in Malaysia - Malay, Chinese and Indian

The Malays have the political power and so they set up the party UMNO, which literally means 'UMNO must Not Object'.

The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the economy and they call their party MCA which means 'Money Conquers All'.

Then there are the Indians who have no say in politics or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, every parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask : "Must I Come?"