Saturday, February 28, 2009

Got job?

Despite the gloomy economic climate, Progressions is looking forward to more new business opportunities out of the country and is currently looking to expand it's team. Applicants please read the requirements before you send in your CVs / Resumes. We can't tolerant stupid questions or people that can't read properly.

REQUIREMENTS
- with proper spoken and written English.
- foreign language (like Thai, Vietnamese, Bahasa Indonesian and "Russellian").
- preferably versed in Mac and anti-Microsoft / PC.
- presentable. straight or not, we don't really care. just don't hit on either of us because we're happily (straight) attached.
- understands the concept of creating brand awareness and the importance of ground PR.
- comprehends the balance between commercial viability and creative direction.
- able to take orders from the two brand owners.
- will never argue (because you'll always be wrong).
- driving license (coz the both of us don't drive).
- not a noob.
- singapore citizens only.
- preferably NOT A DJ as we got that area covered and the last we need is for you to keep begging us to give you a slot.

Pay ranges from $1800 - $2400, with event commissions and medical coverage (only for jellyfish stings and death in the event of a snow avalanche). Perks includes the occasional complimentary plate of nasi lemak for supper, getting drunk and first priority to carry our bags.

Experience is preferred. Fresh grades / Green horns need not apply.

Please email me at youcandoit@progressions.com

2 Comments:

At 10:45 AM, Blogger kaicid said...

seems like i tick most (99%) of the boxes except the Mac part cos i cant afford one yet...... hahaahha

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger Adminstrator said...

Mac quite affordable lah... then again depends on what you need also.

hahahaha... basically i listed down what it takes to be an employee whore... we've all been there one time or the other. :p

 

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