.: yukun :.

I think all the directors in Bollywood films are either fucked-in-the-head or high on some illegal substance. And their audience must be fucking retarded to really appreciate such horrendously stupid crap.


Indian Superman doesn't give a flying fuck (literally) because dances like no one's watching. He canoodles with Indian Spiderwoman at 5000 feet. He sings like a drunk William Hung. His enemies fear him because he's likely to make them die laughing... which isn't really THAT bad. He doesn't have X-Ray vision or super-breath. Hell, he probably can't out run a speeding bullet. But you're most certainly going to smell him 5 blocks away!