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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Singaporeans... so ugly...

My colleagues are amazed at the patience I have for unreasonable customers. Take today for example, a SHORT middle-aged mother with two kids was apparently in the WRONG queue and I served a customer that just walked into the RIGHT queue. Immediately, she flared up and accused me of all sorts of things. I just smirked at her and said, "sorry about it, I didn't see you. Try not to pop a vein over it. I'll be with you in a minute."

She continued with her inaudible "cry of injustice", much to the embarrassment of her son... "mom, it's a small matter, please stop making a scene."

And in the GRAND traditional of self-centered Singaporeans, "No! It's not a small issue! I've the right to speak my mind! How can you not see me? I'm supposed to be next in the queue!"

Well actually you also have the right to shut the fuck up and stop making a public nuisance of yourself. Your $9.95 is not FUCKING BIG MONEY. Secondly, try to stand on a box or something. I can't see anything below my chest level. Thirdly, you need to carry a pair of binoculars because you can't even see the SIZE 200 font sign that says FOR PAYMENT QUEUE HERE. You're in the wrong and yet you're throwing a massive fit as if someone slapped your ugly face. Such is the typical Singaporean. So much for our non-existent "gracious society".

Anyway, in case you're wondering why I was smiling despite your excessively pointless complain... I was pressing the newly-installed button on the keyboard behind the counter with my index finger...

And to the fat-fuck bitch of a superior, in case you haven't figured out by now, you can be bossy and bitchy for all I care... I don't really give a flying fuck if the owner is pressurizing you to meet the sales quota. You may be more experienced but you're not leading by example in the first place and don't fault me if the junior staff relate to me better and I'm able to gel the team together. Fact of the matter... NOBODY LIKES YOU. Deep inside, we all hope that you die from malaria or something. Face it, you don't have leadership qualities. Respect is earned and you're getting none despite your number of years with the company. So boo-hoo-hoo!

And for the last time, to all those fucking idiots asking my staff for "Kung Fu Panda" and "Iron Man" DVD... they're still showing in the cinemas, you numb-nuts! The legit DVDs won't see the light of day until maybe 2-3 months later. We're not selling pirated DVDs! For fuck sake, use your brains before asking! And don't ask us "why not out yet, ah?"

4 Comments:

At 6:17 PM, razaq said...: sure meet sales quota..... I bought 2 membership cards for freaking $600!! next time got members queue? priority entry? free mixer?? err.... promo-tee?
At 12:27 AM, Adminstrator said...: buy member card for what? that is refundable so it's not clock in as sales. anyway, if also give some of the kakis discount... provided the fatfuck bitch of a superior is not around.
At 12:38 PM, razaq said...: wah! good good! last tuesday my bill $600. next week I come again...
At 2:45 PM, Adminstrator said...: where you go to buy?

this monday would be good. not tuesday coz some fat biatch working. remember... it's 2 days work and 1 day off... so... sms first and find out which branch i'm appointed to for the day.

$600 buying CDs? wah... i'd rather spend on blu-rays... ;p