.: yukun :.

I'd like to give this COCK-A-DOODLE DOO AWARD to a certain club operator, for having as much common sense as a retarded sea-cucumber. The following is a brief conversational exchange I had...

DICK-IN-CHARGE : "Times are bad, we've began cut-cost measures and have retrenched both the high salaried ones as well as those with low posts."

ME : "As so how is that coming along then?"

DICK-IN- CHARGE : "So-so, still finding it hard to meet quotas and drive people into the club and bars."

ME : "And what about the resident DJs? I understand you're letting go the seasoned ones."

DICK-IN-CHARGE : "Yeah, with their pay, I can hire more new ones who are not asking for much money."

ME : "And that helps?"

DICK-IN-CHARGE : "Not really at the moment because the punters don't know these new DJs. But we intend to spend some money to market them."

ME : "Erm... if the seasoned ones have a ready-made following, you won't be wasting money trying to market the noobs."

DICK-IN-CHARGE : "Hmm, quite true, I didn't think of that!"

Didn't think of that! Can you imagine? Making executive decisions without weighing all the variable factors. Makes you wonder why such short-sighted dicks are hired to run businesses in the first place. I wonder how many cocks they had to suck to get to where they are. And so the story goes... di-da-di-di-da-di...