.: yukun :.

I know how most of you will agree and generalize MOST taxi-drivers here in Singapore as assholes. Well, that sadly is a true fact, and then there's this TOP SHELF MOTHER FUCKER of a taxi-driver, that despite his medical condition, maintains his mother-load of inconsiderate values.

As you know, my Dad has recently gone through a triple heart bypass. The critical phase is over (thank God!) and he's on the long road to recovery. As of yesterday, he was back into the twin-share ward, sharing the room with perhaps the most ignorant and self-centered piece of human garbage (i.e. a Comfort Taxi driver). This chap is also a heart patient who has recently suffered multiple heart-attacks and is also looking at a possible triple bypass. Normally, I'm sympathetic but having put my father through a night of hell... he deserves nothing but my middle finger.

How I know he's a bloody taxi driver? Coz almost ALL THE FUCKING CAB DRIVERS FROM COMFORT CAME TO VISIT HIM EVEN AT NO-VISITATION HOURS! And you know how loud some of them are. Most of them, you've got to agree, are ignorant fuckwads.

One of them even said to him, "no need to operate one lah, go acupuncture can liao! Do some tai-chi, lah!"

You need a brain transplant, if you ask me.

And then there's his son, who I presume is an odd-jobber because he earns $300 a month (probably selling pirated DVDs), coming to visit at 12 midnight and chatting till 3am! Hello, fucker... this is a fucking hospital. Not a fucking 24-hour coffee shop. There are other people who need their rest. Why the nurses didn't intervene, is beyond me. Oh, I forgot... TAXI-DRIVERS ARE KINGS OF THE ROAD AND ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!

That's not all. The cab-driver kept complaining that the aircon is giving him rashes. So in order to accommodate the "RAJAH of TAXI", my Dad (being a considerate human being) agreed to have the aircon switched off... even though it meant a great discomfort to someone who has just gone through a major surgery. Question, if the aircon gives you rashes, so do you drive a cab without aircon or what?

I've grown numb to how inconsiderate and ugly most Singaporeans are by nature. If I was there, I would have given the asshole a piece of my mind as well as a nipple twister. And if the son interfered, I'll just break his nose so that he can conveniently adjourn to the nearby A&E department. I won't wish you ill because I strongly believe in karma and that you'll get what you truly deserve in ten-folds.

Thankfully, my dad got transferred out to a single-ward this evening and he should get the proper UNDISTURBED rest that he crucially needs.

p/s to further show examples how moronic some Singaporeans actually are, I receive this email... "Yukun, the Cafe Del Mar gig got guestlist or not? Can don't pay the Sentosa admission fee?"

My surname Sentosa is it? BODOH!!! Got guestlist... and if you're on it, for one year no need to pay GST, electrical and phone bills also. Hell, no army reservist as well! You want? You vote me as Minister Of Sarcasm first.