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This photo was snapped at a pet shop that I was at last weekend. And it illustrates every being's main purpose in life... to fornicate, but not necessary in that position. What other possible reasons are there for living? To save the planet? Oh please. If you had to choose between joining Greenpeace (and probably drown in the process) or just lying in bed for the entire week to screw your brains out with a harem of drop-dead gorgeous women, which would you decide on?

The frustrating thing about watching the above making out? NOTHING EVER HAPPENS! Man, it must suck to be a terrapin.

Ran into some ex-colleagues of mine for the last F&B job I held as well as the Gramophone one. Great to know some of them at ardent readers of the blog and agree with my sarcastic jibe at the stupidity of reality... especially those about how idiotic most Singaporeans are.

But nothing quite grinds my gear when it comes to the governing authorities...

I know the Paralympics is not as "recognized" as the Olympics but seriously, I personally think it's a GREATER TRIUMPH of the human spirit as compared to able-bodied athletes. I bet many are not aware that Singapore's Laurentia Tan became Singapore's first Paralympic medallist when she came in third in the individual championship (Grade 1a) Equestrian event on Tuesday and just last night, she won bronze again, this time in the individual freestyle test.

What's the big deal? She has cerebral palsy. If you don't know what that is, please GOOGLE it. And it's not easy for her to do normal day-to-day things and to achieve what she did is to be saluted with respect and awe.

For her achievement, Tan will earn $25,000 under the Singapore National Paralympic Council's Athlete Achievement Awards scheme.

WHAT? OUR OWN FUCKING CITIZEN WINS AND THE AMOUNT IS SO LITTLE? And we had a fucking parade for our China-imported paddlers and God knows how many front pages they were plastered on. What the fuck? Since when have true-blue Singaporeans become SECOND-CLASS citizens? Since the fucking day foreign talents invaded us and took away every fucking job imaginable... i.e. coffee shop beer lady.

Man, I feel so bloody pissed with the injustice... I need to go listen to the new Slipknot album and go bash up some lizards or something...