Stop grinding my gears!
This is going to make some of you hate me. Then again, do I look like I fucking care? Stop treating me like some kind of information counter. In this day and age of the fucking internet... please GOOGLE it first before pestering me with your redundant questions.
"Got any job vacancies?"
"What is cunninglingus?"
"Champagne how much?"
"What headphones is better?"
"Who the fuck is Shidy Moss?"
"Can you help me get a DJ gig?"
"What is the cover charge like?"
"What music does Helipad play?"
"What the hell happened to eM Studio?"
"What day is the Chivas event?" [OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, IDIOT!]
And when I reply you that "I don't know", please don't ask why. Instead, kindly fuck the hell off and go consult the INFORMATION HIGHWAY. I'm not operating an enquiry service here. Now sod off you lazy muthafuckers, I've got some research of my own to do.
"Got any job vacancies?"
"What is cunninglingus?"
"Champagne how much?"
"What headphones is better?"
"Who the fuck is Shidy Moss?"
"Can you help me get a DJ gig?"
"What is the cover charge like?"
"What music does Helipad play?"
"What the hell happened to eM Studio?"
"What day is the Chivas event?" [OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, IDIOT!]
And when I reply you that "I don't know", please don't ask why. Instead, kindly fuck the hell off and go consult the INFORMATION HIGHWAY. I'm not operating an enquiry service here. Now sod off you lazy muthafuckers, I've got some research of my own to do.
And the winner for the can't-mind-your-own-biz award for the month, asked me this...
"Why you quit from eM Studio and Gramophone?"
Either you're a fucking stupid idiot or you're born with a pea for a brain. Why anyone quits is obviously due to the fact that they are either unhappy or have found greener pastures. What I do now is none of anyone's fucking business. Just that I work lesser days (FOUR DAYS) a week and I make much more in lesser work hours than what I was getting in the last two jobs. Can? Does that answer your fucking stupid question? Can I get on with my fucking life now? I keep forgetting that I actually need not answer to NO ONE!
And I'm certainly not going to answer the question, "why you don't want to DJ much nowadays?"
Just to elaborate how seriously stupid some people are...
"Yukun, my dog destroyed my Sony headphones. What should I do?"
Dear, idiot... three possible suggestions :
1. Quit! You suck as a DJ. Even canines can't stand your music.
2. Shoot your dog.
3. Buy another pair of headphones.
I suggest (1) is the more appropriate action to take.
Dear, idiot... three possible suggestions :
1. Quit! You suck as a DJ. Even canines can't stand your music.
2. Shoot your dog.
3. Buy another pair of headphones.
I suggest (1) is the more appropriate action to take.
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