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Monday, July 21, 2008

Just how cock is this world?

In view of the rapid rising cost of living in Singapore, the authorities have derived at a scheme to help ease the tide. After months of his "supposed" escape, Mas Selamat now has a prize on his head...

"One Million Dollaaaarrrrs!"
(It's Singapore Dollars though...
...and probably tax payers' money!)

So for those in dire need for money, why not consider changing your vocation into that of a bounty hunter? Perhaps they can incorporate this wild goose chase into the new season of...

The Amazing Race :
The Aimless Hunt For A Terror-Suspect

Elsewhere, people wait with extremely bewilderment as Anwar prepares his legally-binding statement to explain how his semen got unto another man's underwear...

"... and it goes a little something like this."

Speaking of cock... I'm planning to post my no-hold-barred take on bad employers and poor management strategies... based on my past employment experiences. Names will be with-held because I can't be bothered to fight any defamation law suits, but for those in the know, it'll be pretty OBVIOUS who I'm referring to. I think we all can agree on one thing - bosses are like baby diapers... they're on your ass all the time and they're full of SHIT!