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Monday, January 28, 2008

You're a certified retard!

Some retarded prick said :
"I was offered by MOS for the main arena,
but i will not take it.
Dats wat S'poreans are,
they brag bout big things."

Firstly, you've never been offered by MOS for the simple fact that YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING DJ and certainly haven't earn your salt to be in any DJ pedestal on the island! Also, you're the one that has been trying to worm your way into scoring a gig there... using a mother truckload of smoke canisters. Secondly, no one in the circuit really likes you because...

1. You're the one that brags way too much for anyone's liking even though you're not earn any bragging rights. I'm sorry if you don't have BIG THINGS to brag about. We're paid our dues and we've attained the rights to brag... if we choose to do so.

2. You talk big and your ego is like Planet Jupiter... perhaps it's your way to compensate your lack of size in the manhood department.

3. You try even to smoke out the most seasoned veterans of the scene, and you actually think we dare not call your bluff? You're been PWNED recently... not by me but by a really really really pissed off senior of the scene.

4. You name-dropped too much and the actual fact still remains that you're a half-pass six bartender-wannabe! You'll never achieve jackshit if you do not keep your attitude in check.

5. You really suck. Honestly... like suck horribly!

6. You've a really bad command of the Queen's English, both spoken and written. It's painful just trying to decipher what you're trying to express.

7. You're a compulsive irritating liar... and every lie you say just to cover up the previous one is thinner than the air in the Himalayas. In fact, it reeks like a public mobile toilet.

8. You're a retarded moron. Yes you are. Well, at least you're something... I guess.

9. You're disrespectful. Don't expect to get anyway when you don't even respect the very people that shaped the local scene way before when you were still swimming in your father's testicles.

10. You're unethical and unprofessional... in every single way imaginable.

p/s no names mentioned so spare me the "you're getting too personal" accusations. Don't like it, don't read. The truth hurts... so there! And don't fuck with me. I'm a Jedi at media manipulation.