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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Do you CHUCK?

You know how sheer boredom can sometimes result in an occasionaly brilliant spark? Well, a couple of working mates and me have decided that since the "FUCK" word is construed as a frowned-upon rude word, we've decided to replace it with a more subtle sound-alike word... that being "CHUCK"

The usage is still very much in the same context. For example, instead of saying "FUCK YOU", we'd say "CHUCK YOU". Or used in a constructive sentence as such, "this idea is so CHUCK up, it's so CHUCKING pointless!". And common lines like "please don't chuck your belongings all over" would take a whole new perspective.

What we hope to achieve? To totally eradicate the word "FUCK" and hopefully, in years to come, one would say, "you're so CHUCKING sexy, lets CHUCK tonight!" or "I want to CHUCK my penis into you!"

Doesn't it all sound so much more less crude?

Of course the repercussions would be that people like CHUCK Norris and CHUCK Berry might want to consider changing their names legally to avoid being the butt of jokes. Then again, no harm done... honestly! They could retain their names and revive their careers as spokespersons. CHUCK yeah!

Dialect speaking friends are not forgotten as well. You can use the word as such... "CHUCK chee bye" or "CHUCK ning nah beh". The usage is limitless, depending on your creativity. Join us in our CHUCKING campaign and start spreading the gospel. Say no to FUCK and yes to CHUCK!

Have a chucking good day, you mother chuckers!

In the meantime, for those with a wider taste in club music and whatnots, you might want to check out this new music platform for DJs, done my a mate of mine who has migrated to London for greener pastures. Click on the mixtape above to visit his site.