Alma mater...
For those like me who was once a "kermit"... referred to as AMKsian today. In idiot's term, ex-students of Ang Mo Kio Secondary School... here's the ugly updated school crest :p
What an AMKsian should know…
* Kindly report to the General Office if you see any strangers loitering in the school premises.
I say... DUH! What happened to being friendly to others? Cannot make new friends, is it? No wonder the country needs "social development" campaigns. You should start teaching kids to be sociable in school. Don't let them suffer at a later age, ending up as bachelors and spinsters.
* Any article lost or found in the school premises should also be reported to the General Office.
I say... sorry, ok? What you find is your's to keep. Who ask you to be so careless? Come on, be honest. If you find a handphone or an iPod, would you return it? I won't. Coz if I did, that would make me the dumbest ass on earth.
* Rental of lockers is available. Use the lockers for the safe-keeping of your belongings.
I say... what? Rental? This also want to make money? What next? Tables and chairs also for rent?
* Switch off all lights and fans before leaving the classrooms as it will help conserve energy.
I say... electrical bill not I pay, why should I bother? Why not have a house rule? Whoever's last out of the classroom gets the joy to switch off everything. By the way, since you make money out of locker rentals, why not invest in sensor switches or power saver units or switch timers?
* Refer to the notice boards daily for the latest updates.
I say... got English Premier League results and betting odds or not? Got Windows update too? Jeez, even school nowadays is like the army... got R.O. (Routine Order). How about making naughty students sign for extra weekend duties to "guard" the school too? Might as well start the regimentation early.
* Be friendly to all and co-operate with each other to strive for the best. Everyone should practise good manners and behave with suitable decorum.
I say... make up your mind. You want students to report if they see strangers. Now you want them to be friendly? Excuse me, my educational level is half-f**ked, what is "decorum"? Rum, I know. *hic*
* Always wear your uniform with pride and maintain a well-groomed appearance at all times.
I say... can use hair wax and keep goatee or not? It's very enduring look, you know? Or what about a Beckham-cut? That's pretty cool in grooming terms too. By the way, how can anyone take the uniform seriously when it's as green as Kermit The Frog?
* Take pride in being an AMKsian: contribute to its orderly and clean environment for serious study; be involved in group participation and school activities; be positive in making the school a wonderful place for learning and education.
I say... leave the cleaning to the school cleaners. Let them do their job. Group participation in school? Wow, orgy in schools? Fantastic! I want to be a student again! Can? Anyway, a school is also a wonderful place to lose your virginity... not me for though... sadly. LOSER!
* The AMKsian student councillors are elected by fellow students to serve as a platform for students to express their opinions and suggestions for school improvement.
I say... screw the councillors. Free speech for everyone. Democracy! By the way, in case you didn't know, "elected" is another word for "arrowed". Meaning, people actually hate you!
* Financial assistance, like the MOE Financial Assistance Scheme, AMKSS Financial Assistance scheme and the AMKsian Pocket Fund are available if you are in need of it. Please refer to your Form Teacher should you need such assistance.
I say... teacher, teacher, I need money to buy new laptop to help me with my homework. Can? Please make it a Mac PowerBook. Thanks!
* If you were injured from an accident in the school premises, please report immediately to the General Office.
I say... HELLO!!! Medic! Medic! Call the ambulance first. The General Office is no hospital when it only has a $19.99 first aid kit box. Oh, got insurance coverage?
* Your teachers are always concerned about your well-being; feel free to consult them on any problem you may have whether academic, personal or otherwise.
I say... yeah riiiiigggghhht! Don't kid me. I got problems. Shitloads of it. I'm sure the teachers will be the first to snigger and then run away... laughing even louder!
* Kindly report to the General Office if you see any strangers loitering in the school premises.
I say... DUH! What happened to being friendly to others? Cannot make new friends, is it? No wonder the country needs "social development" campaigns. You should start teaching kids to be sociable in school. Don't let them suffer at a later age, ending up as bachelors and spinsters.
* Any article lost or found in the school premises should also be reported to the General Office.
I say... sorry, ok? What you find is your's to keep. Who ask you to be so careless? Come on, be honest. If you find a handphone or an iPod, would you return it? I won't. Coz if I did, that would make me the dumbest ass on earth.
* Rental of lockers is available. Use the lockers for the safe-keeping of your belongings.
I say... what? Rental? This also want to make money? What next? Tables and chairs also for rent?
* Switch off all lights and fans before leaving the classrooms as it will help conserve energy.
I say... electrical bill not I pay, why should I bother? Why not have a house rule? Whoever's last out of the classroom gets the joy to switch off everything. By the way, since you make money out of locker rentals, why not invest in sensor switches or power saver units or switch timers?
* Refer to the notice boards daily for the latest updates.
I say... got English Premier League results and betting odds or not? Got Windows update too? Jeez, even school nowadays is like the army... got R.O. (Routine Order). How about making naughty students sign for extra weekend duties to "guard" the school too? Might as well start the regimentation early.
* Be friendly to all and co-operate with each other to strive for the best. Everyone should practise good manners and behave with suitable decorum.
I say... make up your mind. You want students to report if they see strangers. Now you want them to be friendly? Excuse me, my educational level is half-f**ked, what is "decorum"? Rum, I know. *hic*
* Always wear your uniform with pride and maintain a well-groomed appearance at all times.
I say... can use hair wax and keep goatee or not? It's very enduring look, you know? Or what about a Beckham-cut? That's pretty cool in grooming terms too. By the way, how can anyone take the uniform seriously when it's as green as Kermit The Frog?
* Take pride in being an AMKsian: contribute to its orderly and clean environment for serious study; be involved in group participation and school activities; be positive in making the school a wonderful place for learning and education.
I say... leave the cleaning to the school cleaners. Let them do their job. Group participation in school? Wow, orgy in schools? Fantastic! I want to be a student again! Can? Anyway, a school is also a wonderful place to lose your virginity... not me for though... sadly. LOSER!
* The AMKsian student councillors are elected by fellow students to serve as a platform for students to express their opinions and suggestions for school improvement.
I say... screw the councillors. Free speech for everyone. Democracy! By the way, in case you didn't know, "elected" is another word for "arrowed". Meaning, people actually hate you!
* Financial assistance, like the MOE Financial Assistance Scheme, AMKSS Financial Assistance scheme and the AMKsian Pocket Fund are available if you are in need of it. Please refer to your Form Teacher should you need such assistance.
I say... teacher, teacher, I need money to buy new laptop to help me with my homework. Can? Please make it a Mac PowerBook. Thanks!
* If you were injured from an accident in the school premises, please report immediately to the General Office.
I say... HELLO!!! Medic! Medic! Call the ambulance first. The General Office is no hospital when it only has a $19.99 first aid kit box. Oh, got insurance coverage?
* Your teachers are always concerned about your well-being; feel free to consult them on any problem you may have whether academic, personal or otherwise.
I say... yeah riiiiigggghhht! Don't kid me. I got problems. Shitloads of it. I'm sure the teachers will be the first to snigger and then run away... laughing even louder!
By the way, the above posting is just for a laugh. I'm a proud ex-student of the school... let me rephrase. Ex-cohort. Those were exciting years that I'll always remember for the rest of my life. First crush, first fight, first public hair cut, first heartbreak, first 20-stick soft-pack, first time I threw an illegal party (school) and actually DJ-ed at it, with tape decks. Great memories. Great BREAKDANCING memories... OUCH! Time for another old-boys and girls get-together. The stories we have are never ending :)
Mr Tan Chee Siong , the current Principal, please don't go into a fit if you happen to read this. Looking at your mug shot in the school website, you seem like a really nice chap with a great sense of humour. Joking only, ok? AMKSS spirit lives on!
Mr Tan Chee Siong , the current Principal, please don't go into a fit if you happen to read this. Looking at your mug shot in the school website, you seem like a really nice chap with a great sense of humour. Joking only, ok? AMKSS spirit lives on!
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4 Comments:
We were some of the 'brightest' Kermits in the North zone..... soccer, rugby, atheletics, netball, dikir barat, drama club, dance club and even b-boys!! and what's even brighter..... we didn't have any prenancy problems unlike other institutions.....
yah... coz we had sex education at Sec 2 and by the time puberty kicked in, almost all the horny bastards knew about rhythm method, condoms and etc.
i wouldn't know much coz i was a virgin after I left school.
LOSER :(
same la..... I'm still a virgin now.
SUPER-LOSER :(
OMG! I also a virgin.. and I thought I was the only one!!! wahahaha
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