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Updates This Week

We have very LIMITED availability on the guestlist for the FREEFLOW. The first 20 people to email BEFORE 30th March (Friday) with their full names with ONE name of a friend that's coming with them will get a chance to get SMASHED for free. We will revert with a confirmation. If not... you'll still get in but without the FREEFLOW priviledges.

Doors open 10pm.
eM Studios
1 Nanson Road, #01-05, The Gallery Hotel, Singapore 238909
(previously Liquid Room)
Strictly 25 & above to enter
Please note that till 1 July 2007, smoking is now permitted in the club.

And for menfolk out there who're still having problems understanding women... here's a very important HOLY guide that's been compiled by a panel of experts. i.e. men that have gone through hell and back, some barely with their limps intact :

9 EXPRESSIONS WOMEN USE

1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they're "right" and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. If you're given five more minutes to do whatever shit it is you're doing before helping out with the chores or attending to her, then it's FIVE minutes.

3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means SOMETHING, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE (Refer to #1).

4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. For the love of God, don't do it!

5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about NOTHING. (Refer to #3).

6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It actually means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you'll pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome".

8. Whatever
This is a woman's way of saying "FUCK YOU!"

9. Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the woman's answer to this question, refer to #3.

Well, we won't be dummies if women actually meant what they say instead of giving us a headspin. :p

Personal rant. Many now know that I'm embarking on a new job. It's been a long while since I did something stable and concrete. Some true friends have been really encouraging... wishing me well and such. Then there are some that because of whatever reasons, are bitching to me about the company that I'm going to join. For the record, I'm least interested in politics so spare me your "hearsays". I've given it a lot of thought and I think it's a good company with a pretty good synergy going. Yes, hours will be long, work will be hard. Money don't grow on trees. You reap what you sow. No working environment is perfect. But we learn to deal with it. So for f**k sake, spare me all the "industry rumours" and personal-points-of-views. Real friends will urge me on and not tell me things like "you won't be happy" and "you can't really play what you're known for" and "big company, hard to work". Do you really know me and what makes me happy? No, right? So do everyone a huge favour and stop assuming and presuming. I choose my own destiny. And I choose to walk this new path. So there! I wish everyone well too... have a great weekend!

posted by Adminstrator @ 12:26 AM