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Yukun's Annual Food Poisoning Fiesta

Ask me! I get a major one annually. Today was for this year. From the moment you wake up, you get nauseous. You sprint into the toilet, put your head into the sink and puke till your abdomen cramps up. It's like morning sickness (as if I know). Cold sweat breaks out. Legs go limp. And just when you least expected, diarrhoea hits you. And as you're relieving yourself, you want to puke again. So you try to contain, otherwise you end up looking like a freak show, expelling waste products from both ends simultaneously. In general, you feel hopeless and you feel like SHIT (pun intended). Nothing you can do but to wait for everything to subside.

I was suppose to take the day off, go catch a movie, get a haircut and maybe shop a little. Ended up spending the entire afternoon at the hospital instead. What rotten luck. Till next week then. Back to the torture rack...

posted by Adminstrator @ 5:02 PM